A US Marine generally stationed in Jacksonville, NC, who gets at least two haircuts a week, the second one usually occurring on Friday afternoons. A Chutster consumes Monster energy drinks by the caseload and wears Tapout apparel even though he's never actually participated in an MMA match. When he goes to bars, he orders copious amounts of Jaggerbombs and dollar beers like Natural Ice and Keystone. He must have at least one moto tattoo which is oftentimes accompanied with a tribal. He may or may not have a can of Copenhagen in his back pocket, and his pickup truck is more than likely raised three feet off the ground and adorned with Mossy Oak bumper stickers. Yut. Kill.
Chutster 1: Broseph, I just ordered some Natti Lite for those bitches over there Chutster 2: Roger thatDevil Dog, I'm glad I downed those Monsters tonight. My EGA Tat really hurts though
A normal Hipster tool, who thinks dressing like the Kings of Leon pardons his Ultra-hipster sense of regular wank clothing. Usually these Cuntsters hang in small bands, play instruments such as Ukuleles and Maracas. This species of renegade hipster recently discovered artists such as Johnny Cash they also wear Cowboy hats paying homage to the species favorite movie "Broke-Back Mountain". They also "Dig" barns way more then one should "Dig" a barn. These Cuntsters have travelled to countries such as South America, Indonesia and Thailand in search of mad swell to Froth on.
Country Hipster / Cuntsters: What should we wear tonight?
Hipster: I was thinking a Sweater 3 size too small for me?
Country Hipster / Cuntsters: Na Bra, Flannelette, trucker cap and no shoes with way-farers?
Hipster: Ok, Wolfpack howling at moon shirt it is.