coursework

the single, most tedious waste of time ever because:

a it barely counts for anything
b it is stupidly long
c you are alwaya given one night less than you need to do it
and d if i was born one academic year later i wouldnt have to be not doing it now to write this defenition
i got my history coursework today, its due in two days

lmae
by willamundo February 06, 2008
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the most torturous thing you can ever be given!
it's given to young innocent teenagers, and builds up and up until you have no control of it, it ends up with a life of it's own, whilst ruining yours and OBLITERATES your free time.
teachers sadistically like to give it to students during the holidays (christmas, summer) and expect it to be done...
i already have 5 pieces due in for tomorow that i havent done!
kev: hey u wana come chill with us tomoro nyt??
tom: nah man, i cant, coursework to do.
by starsinthesky January 02, 2007
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something that doesn't really gain you any marks at all - teachers just enjoy laughing at you whilst you spend every waking hour frantically doing it, lose your sanity and then, inevitably, your hair.

solution: write copious ammounts of crap to punish the poor sod who has to mark it. mwah hah.
...I have chosen this hypothesis because it is now 3am and my brain has actually just given up, slipped out of my ear and run off with the cat.
by parlez February 08, 2005
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dude...like..the freakin end to your free time. sooo much of it...for all different subjects! mention this word to any yr10/11 and its likely they will: bite your head off,swear,cower away in a corner or run. Coursework causes you to lose your hair and lack precious sleep.
m8: heyo, comin up nappo chillin' wiv us tonite
me: nah bruv got coursework init

allow coursework!
by omdz all names are gone October 18, 2006
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Like homework but 10x worse. Wastes lots of time for a small percentage of an exam. one could spend the same amount of time one wud hav used doing coursework to work and earn money, rather than getting qualifications to earn less money in the future. More money now, rather than less money later.
Have you done the coursework children?

Fuck you, you crazy bitch, you better get outta my fuckin site before i bitch slap yo ass bak to where u fukkin came from u arab!
by John Smith February 15, 2004
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The murderer of all your spare time, honestly.
Meant to be doing it now.
It will kill you. Trust me.
And do it now before you find yourself doing 4 pieces at the same time.
Teacher: Your coursework is to write a five page essay and present it with three diagrams and you need at least two drawings and one piece of data from an internet source. Remember, one page of bibligraphy!

Students: When is it in for miss?

Teacher: Tomorrow.

Students: *die*
by Maxiie January 03, 2009
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Work made to completely melt a student's head for no particular reason and leave them lying on the ground in their bedroom crying "I wanna kill myself!!!!!"
"I want this coursework done for tomorrow"
"*Gunshot*"
by Coursework sucks!!! September 29, 2005
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