Skip to main content

Couple

A couple is a pair of two people as boyfriend and girlfriend, boyfriend and boyfriend, girlfriend and girlfriend. A couple loves each other deeply and tell each other everything. Good couples don't lie to each other and tell each other how they feel, but bad couples can keep secrets from each other. A couple doesn't have any standard rules, it's just what works best for the two.
OMG!!! Amelia and Evan are such a cute couple together.

WOW! Gavin and Amelia are such a bad couple, their relationship is really toxic.
by TheTruthfulDefentions October 2, 2020
mugGet the Couple mug.

Couple of Cards

A pair of buds that like to hang out together.
(Dan as Leo): *stands next to Vincent(Arin)*
Arin: Look at us Leo, a couple of cards.
by pseu-odonkayeo1179 February 20, 2020
mugGet the Couple of Cards mug.

Completionist

Someone who, when playing a video game, has to collect all of a certain item, or complete something in the game 100%.
Only a completionist would collect all of the flags in Assassin's Creed.
by Cobbbler May 1, 2010
mugGet the Completionist mug.

Complete global saturation

Something cool supervillains who wear sunglasses and have David Bowie accents strive to achieve. May or may not be said with long pauses between each word, followed by a deep breath. Typically foiled by those pricks from the BSAA.
Uruboros will be released into the atmosphere, ensuring complete global saturation.

*Deep breath*
by Rusty Was Here May 2, 2009
mugGet the Complete global saturation mug.

Gross couple

the couple that makes you vomit. they are always together so they are no longer two seperate people but one single entity. They also like to advertise their "love" every chance they get (like on facebook). also they are commonly under the illusion they are going to get married. they make you wonder if they wipe eachothers asses after taking a dump.

its just gross.
ewwww.... and they were so fun before they started dating... now they are just a Gross couple
by SillyGoose90 June 28, 2010
mugGet the Gross couple mug.

coupledom

The world and realm of relationships and the experiences related to them, excluding those of polygamists.
"They are just the cutest pair in the history of coupledom!"

"She's only my third girlfriend, I really haven't got this coupledom thing figured out yet."
by dget March 8, 2009
mugGet the coupledom mug.

machine gun couple

A machine gun couple is a interracial couple, especially between a white woman and a black man, but it can be between any races. The use of the word machine gun instead of any gun is partially inspired by Jacob Zuma singing that he will shoot the boer with the machine gun
Yuck. I see a machine gun couple between some black guy and a white woman. Ben, do you have my machine gun? I need to shoot them.
by HandleBrake12 August 3, 2019
mugGet the machine gun couple mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email