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Butt-fuck county 

Butt-fuck county is a fictional area (or at least I hope and pray it is) in the middle of no where. May be used to describe a very rural and very sketchy area. Butt-fuck county generally lacks things like cell phone reception (to call the non-existant butt-fuck county sheriff), law enforcement (when your getting chased by a meth head farmer boy with a shotgun), and normal human beings. What it does have however are plenty of horse headed gal's, corn fields, trucks, farm animals, toothless "good ol' boys" and if you stop and roll the windows down (you probably shouldn't ever stop) you can often hear banjo's playing, if the sound of banjo's starts to converge from multiple directions you should promptly turn the hell around.
I was driving through West Virginia thinking it would get me to New York faster and my buddy told me to roll down the windows in when we were in the middle of Butt-fuck county, suddenly the sound of banjos got closer until we looked around and were surrounding by banjo players and angry farmers. We promptly turned the hell around.

This Country's Fucked  

a political slogan for young Australian's who have lost their faith in Australian society's values of mateship and a fair go. Commonly referenced as TCF.

That's fucking country 

An Australian colloquialism for a response to an overjoyed situation.
Davo responded after nailing another feature on the slot machines, "that's fucking country".

A NUKE LAUNCH AT YOUR FUCKING COUNTRY IN 10 SECONDS! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED! 

OH SHIT RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!
Announcer: "A NUKE LAUNCH AT YOUR FUCKING COUNTRY IN 10 SECONDS! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!"
Family: *confused screaming*

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