Counterstrike, the hell's gates of n00bs, however, there are some r0x0rs, some laggers, but many weapons.
Missions change depending on your team.
The terrorists have a different set of weapons to the counter-terrorists.
CS is still popular even thought it is old, adn modifications are still being made.
Missions change depending on your team.
The terrorists have a different set of weapons to the counter-terrorists.
CS is still popular even thought it is old, adn modifications are still being made.
Who's that 0wnz0r?
Who are those n00bs?
Who's that lagger?
Why can't I connect?
Why are all the servers run by linux?
Why don't I have a life?
Why did I just die?
Why am I asking all these questions?
Why can't I afford a colt M4A1 carbine?
Why ask why?
Who are those n00bs?
Who's that lagger?
Why can't I connect?
Why are all the servers run by linux?
Why don't I have a life?
Why did I just die?
Why am I asking all these questions?
Why can't I afford a colt M4A1 carbine?
Why ask why?
by Kensuke July 07, 2003
the ultimate nerd game.
they fill up urbandictionary with stupidass shit and say stuff like "i pwn n00bz" a lot. they have no life and no idea how to interact socially, so they spend all their time playing computer games
they fill up urbandictionary with stupidass shit and say stuff like "i pwn n00bz" a lot. they have no life and no idea how to interact socially, so they spend all their time playing computer games
by hot slut July 11, 2005
Originally a multiplayer mod for the 1999 game Half Life, it exploded with the dedication of mod makers and "famous" hacking clans. Went from a semi-fun game and moderatly known to a huge topic of conversation game. These hackers claimed to be the shit because they could get (thats right, GET, these fags dont make their own shit) aimbots for a 6 year old game.
Soon after this became a game for any looser who couldnt spell 'computer'. Every skateboarding douche came to this game and claimed to be a PC Gamer because they clicked a mouse and killed someone one time.
In short, this is a game for posers. Used to be fun, but with the hackers and loosers, it just isnt worth playing.
Soon after this became a game for any looser who couldnt spell 'computer'. Every skateboarding douche came to this game and claimed to be a PC Gamer because they clicked a mouse and killed someone one time.
In short, this is a game for posers. Used to be fun, but with the hackers and loosers, it just isnt worth playing.
*Amid the sounds of skateboards* Hey, you guys wanna go play some Counterstrike? I will totally...how do you say...own? you? Is that right?
by CS H8r July 04, 2005
CS is a modification for the action game Half-Life and now Half Life 2.
It's intended to have realistic game play, as it divides players in a terrorist team and a counter-terrorist team, with realistic weapons.
However, it completely fails to be either fun, or realistic, as its physics are so poorly designed, people only play it because they're addicted to its "intermittent rewarding" system, the basic concept behind gambling.
Namely, if you manage to win a round, you feel good, but you only win from time to time, so you end up playing even if you're terrible at it, even if your team sucks, even if you have better things to do, or play.
The game has such horrible mechanics, that you can get hits on enemies that are literally, on the edge of the screen, so there should be no way to hit them that far.
You could be having the crosshair right over an enemy's chest and when you shoot, all of your bullets can miss!
A bizarre, annoying way to win is to aim at the ground in front of you and spray bullets, they will end up hitting enemies in the head, despite the fact you were aiming at the ground.
Be sure to check yourself and see if you're addicted to this game. If you are, stop playing immediately.
Some players have god-like skills and can kill whole teams by themselves, however, they have nothing else going on in their lives and will probably die alone.
The only ways to win are to have dumb luck, be on the same team as the players who have been playing for years and to play for many years yourself, have no social life, no sex and no fun, for years and years, until you have the necessary reflexes, or until you learn the "shoot at the ground" way to win.
It's intended to have realistic game play, as it divides players in a terrorist team and a counter-terrorist team, with realistic weapons.
However, it completely fails to be either fun, or realistic, as its physics are so poorly designed, people only play it because they're addicted to its "intermittent rewarding" system, the basic concept behind gambling.
Namely, if you manage to win a round, you feel good, but you only win from time to time, so you end up playing even if you're terrible at it, even if your team sucks, even if you have better things to do, or play.
The game has such horrible mechanics, that you can get hits on enemies that are literally, on the edge of the screen, so there should be no way to hit them that far.
You could be having the crosshair right over an enemy's chest and when you shoot, all of your bullets can miss!
A bizarre, annoying way to win is to aim at the ground in front of you and spray bullets, they will end up hitting enemies in the head, despite the fact you were aiming at the ground.
Be sure to check yourself and see if you're addicted to this game. If you are, stop playing immediately.
Some players have god-like skills and can kill whole teams by themselves, however, they have nothing else going on in their lives and will probably die alone.
The only ways to win are to have dumb luck, be on the same team as the players who have been playing for years and to play for many years yourself, have no social life, no sex and no fun, for years and years, until you have the necessary reflexes, or until you learn the "shoot at the ground" way to win.
I can't believe how he could shoot me in the head when he's got no telescope and I'm this far away and running! this can only happen in counterstrike
counterstrike blows, I'm gonna go back to TF2
I had the crosshairs on his back, I shot a burst and missed with all bullets, then he turned around and killed me in one shot! I hate counterstrike
How can he headshot them all with that machine gun while they're all shooting at him, counterstrike is so imbalanced
I stabbed him in the head but he turned around and shot me, only in counterstrike...
counterstrike blows, I'm gonna go back to TF2
I had the crosshairs on his back, I shot a burst and missed with all bullets, then he turned around and killed me in one shot! I hate counterstrike
How can he headshot them all with that machine gun while they're all shooting at him, counterstrike is so imbalanced
I stabbed him in the head but he turned around and shot me, only in counterstrike...
by Rova June 28, 2009
by THE RZA December 03, 2004
nothing more to say about this game except for the fact that is is for losers who have no m8s or penis's
who ever plays this game is a complete loser who shouldnt even be allowed to live
who ever plays this game is a complete loser who shouldnt even be allowed to live
i gave up all my friends so that i could play counterstrike
i played counterstrike and look where it got me ( on his way to collect the dole)
i played counterstrike and look where it got me ( on his way to collect the dole)
by anonymous February 27, 2005
Verb. The process of stuffing ones balls into the recipients asshole, followed by the rapid removal of the balls causing the recipient to shit themselves.
She wasn't expecting a counterstrike!
by BarrytheMedievilDude August 14, 2018