Cotton smuggler

A women whose panties ride up into her whohaa and dissapears.

Damn Girl you are hot...your panties are up in there...you are a cotton smuggler.

by Conway1014 December 27, 2015

Cotton Shot

Injecting the remnants of a drug that was filtered through a cotton ball (most commonly heroin).

Soaking particularly old filters can sometimes lead to cotton fever.

I ran out of heroin, so now I'm going to do a cotton shot so I don't get sick. I hope I don't get cotton fever.

by JVen September 4, 2013

Cotton Slug

A wet pussy that's still confined in panties.

My pussy is being a cotton slug! I've had to change my panties 4 times today!

by Jshep June 26, 2015

Cotton Shart

Another type of shart. (When one tries to fart and also shits.) This one has hit the cotton (your underwear.) The only way to recover is by breaking out to the bathroom and cleaning your shitty ass and throwing your shitty underwear in the tub.

Dude, I cotton sharted at her crib and shit all over myself! I just broke out and ran down the street cryin'!

by DJ SK1 "Spankamus Khan" March 21, 2010

Cotton Squat

When you shit your pants. Laying a solid, semi-solid or explosive wet shot in your cotton underwear or panties. Generally, a result of bad dietary decisions or illness.

I tried to fart but ended up with a cotton squat.

I drank a case of beer yesterday and I have had the cotton squats today.

I had to go home and change my panties. I slipped a cotton squat at my desk.

by Eaton Holgoode October 16, 2018

cotton sloth

A venomous and toxic beast that enjoys the suffering of others. It should be an hero for the betterment of society. Also known as Cotton Slut.

Cotton sloth must die young.

by karmawhore May 18, 2019

bless your cotton socks

When Rosy thinks something is funny, cute, sad, or anything else that makes her emotions tingle she will bless the cotton socks of said object or person

Me: Here is a picture of my new nephew, Rosy.

Rosy: OH BLESS HIS LITTLE COTTON SOCKS!

Bless your cotton socks

by Ho Lee Phuq September 17, 2017