When you're trying to chat up a girl via tinder and Apple's auto correct changes a word that kills your chancesat getting laid. DOn't feel bad. It happens to everyone at some point.
Brett: Did you manage to hook up with that girl on tinder yet?
Randy: I tried to text "Let's get drunk" But Apple changed it to "Let's vote Trump." She ghosted me.
Brett: Auto Correctile Dysfunction
Randy: Fucking Apple!!!!
Randy: I tried to text "Let's get drunk" But Apple changed it to "Let's vote Trump." She ghosted me.
Brett: Auto Correctile Dysfunction
Randy: Fucking Apple!!!!
by 000Brett000 April 19, 2018
Get the Auto Correctile Dysfunction mug.The inability of some men to stop themselves from correcting people (especially women) about something they know nothing about.
Kevin suffers from correctile dysfunction.
by Toxic-masculinity January 6, 2023
Get the Correctile Dysfunction mug.The uncontrollable impulse to correct a posters spelling, grammar or anything else that is not relevant to the post or comment.
Her need to correct the spelling on every post demonstrated her strong pre-election toward correctile Dysfunction
by Brad Rayburry August 13, 2025
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Noun.
Meaning: describes the symptom or source reason that someone mansplains.
Specifically used as a response towards or about a man who has just mansplained something. This can occur in any type of interaction.
Noun.
Meaning: describes the symptom or source reason that someone mansplains.
Specifically used as a response towards or about a man who has just mansplained something. This can occur in any type of interaction.
He has correctile dysfunction. He clearly has not realized he is talking to an expert on the topic.
His correctile dysfunction is on display again!
Stop your mansplaining and fix your correctile dysfunction.
His correctile dysfunction is on display again!
Stop your mansplaining and fix your correctile dysfunction.
by HavingMoreFun September 11, 2025
Get the Correctile Dysfunction mug.1. The inability to gain or maintain an internet connection.
2. The inability to print, email, or get to the internet.
2. The inability to print, email, or get to the internet.
by m0 February 7, 2007
Get the connectile dysfunction mug.You are at the airport and your wireless card does not get a signal or your wifi antenna is out of range. You now have connectile dysfunction.
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