cornrow kenny

He was born with a vision

Dude cornrow kenny was born with a vision

by Hiiipower22 June 19, 2017

Corprolite

(n.) A mashup of two words: Corporate, and Coprolite, which is a fossilized turd.

Used to describe entrenched middle management common to many workplaces, especially those members who have been in their jobs too long to be dismissed despite adding nothing more valuable to the company than would an ancient piece of rock-hard poop.

Employee 1: Hey, how'd your new idea go over with the big CEO?

Employee 2: It never got to him. Some corprolite decided he wanted things to stay the same around here and threw away my memo.

Passing middle manager, to himself: Corprolite? Sounds like new business jargon. I'll have to make sure I use that in my next presentation to the board!

by Cicero's Assassin December 16, 2009

Coronostalgia

The feeling of longing for a better time before the spread of the coronavirus.

Hey bro, looking through these pictures with us at parties from last summer gives me a feeling of coronostalgia. I wish we could hang again, but we can't due to mandatory social distancing.

by Dick Chokedon March 20, 2020

corporo-political jackassery

The shenanigans that corporations play with disingenuous politicians, which place them in a higher position than the politician's individual constituents. These shenanigans may include contributions, lobbying, influence peddling, manipulation of regulatory environments, strong-arming, or other techniques, not unlike those of organized crime, but legitimized by a corporate presence, employed to create a favorable environment for the corporation and its shareholders mostly to the detriment of the individual constituents within the district served and the corporation's stakeholders. Often corporo-political jackassery exploits weak-minded people who respond to buzzwords and grossly oversimplified skeletal concepts they don't understand with militant activism in defense of the buzzword, despite the obvious detriment to the individual; i.e., "Obamacare."

A number of protections were enacted following the Great Depression to prevent our economy from tanking, however thanks to decades of corporo-political jackassery, most were deregulated and Wall Street was alloiwed to police itself. The end product left the U.S. with massive foreclosures, layoffs, and an exodus of industry which further eroded the middle class.

by Hot East March 6, 2011

Moded and Corroded

Being put to extreme shame. When proven wrong, tricked, insulted, or embarrassed. Often times used with the phrase, "Your booty exploded". Also, it's said with a rhythm, as though it were a song.

Guy 1: Dude, did you just get yelled at by that old lady?
Guy 2: Yeah, she started hitting me with her purse, it hurt.
Guy 1: Hahaha. "Moded and corroded, your booty exploded!"

by M1lk_M4n October 4, 2009

corporocracy

A system of governance ruled by corporate interests, under the guise of democracy.

The United States is not a democracy, it is a corporocracy.

by ixyk January 25, 2005

Cornrows

A traditional African style of hair grooming where the hair is braided very close to the scalp. Often favored for their easy maintenance, cornrows can be left in for weeks at a time if maintained through careful washing of the hair and regular oiling of the scalp.

Cornrows are often adorned with beads or cowry shells.

by CrosswordPuzzle October 31, 2011