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coronavoiding

To avoid doing, or visiting due to corona.
Jim is coronavoiding his in-laws hose.
coronavoiding by Cntrypunk June 2, 2020

Coronaboner 

The permanent and irreversible erection you acquire after months of quarantine during the coronavirus outbreak with nothing but a spare room full of toilet paper bought in bulk from the local wholesalers and a pornhub premium subscription.
"Oh my God! Look at Jeffrey in the 'one in one out' queue at the grocery store behind those two little old ladies. He’s got a massive erection in his pants!"

"Oh, don’t worry Linda, he’s not getting turned on by the smell of piss and biscuits. That’s just his coronaboner"
Coronaboner by ShornThePrawn March 31, 2020

Coronabod 

Out of shape due to gyms closing during the coronavirus pandemic
Oh my God did you see the coronabod on him? Looks like he got a few years head start.
Coronabod by Abbintheatl March 21, 2020

CoronaBoner 

A strong lust for another who you have been separated from for a long period of time. This phrase was popularised in the Covid-19 pandemic.
Miss my lass so much got a right coronaboner
CoronaBoner by Boxiss June 15, 2020

Coronaboner 

The physical effect experienced by many males who have been in isolation with their partners for an extended period.

A boner brought on by isolation due to Coronavirus.
Lindy was in two minds of how to react when her partner surprised her, once again, with his Coronaboner.
Coronaboner by HazyJose May 4, 2020

Coronavoid 

The empty stadiums, arenas and schools resulting from the 2020 Covid-19 pandemic.
Yankee stadium is in the the Coronavoid now.
Coronavoid by dog nipple March 13, 2020