corpratics

the new system of world politics, which began in the late 19th century, where corporations define, institute and essentially own the political structure of our world, usually twisting it to make easy profits.

Down with corpratics!

by Justinian April 5, 2004

Premature Corneration

The act of beginning to drift too soon on Mario Kart, thus resulting in driving on the grass which inhibits your speed and more than likely costing you a few places.

Anna: Yes! getting up speed, gonna get back to first place in no time!

*starts drift too soon*
Ok, hold it out....No! I'm on the grass!!!!!

Rob: *Overtakes* Hahah I'm winning!

Anna: -_-" damn premature corneration...

by Annaterasu July 1, 2011

corprate whore

Someone who lives for the sake of promoting products or corprate intrests.

Dave kept reciteing lines from the wonder spoon commercial trying to get us to buy as many as we could afford. What a corprate whore!

by Kenos123 June 12, 2008

corprat

A person who has an unhealthy obsession with a person they have never met in person, only via the internet. Generally goes hand in hand with being salty over that person rejecting their advances.

Bobbeh is a massive corprat; he tried to trick me into docking with him but I told him I wasn't into it.

by corpratlovescock October 8, 2016

Cornation

A name of a flower

Cornation is fine , she doesn’t care about nothing really , & she’s short & love unicorns

by Unicorn Girl🦄🤪 May 17, 2018

cornatitched

When you are dying to have sex with someone but you are sad and get rejected by all girls

Joe mama:”Oi Yuri tarded have you seen candicedickfitinyourmouth?”
Yuri tarded:” no, why mate?”
Joe mama:” It’s because she is a cornatitched,”
“Spastic has a two inch, pubeless cock and thinks he’s a fucking sexy man making moves that people pree.”

by REALLY COOL CLICK HERE!! August 6, 2020

Cornrethra

A condition that occurs when engaging in anal sex, post corn-consumption, resulting in a kernel getting stuck in the urethra.

"We had butt sex after the barbecue and I got cornrethra!"

by shelbalison August 7, 2021