Soggy Bowl Of Cornflakes

useless, cant do a job properly, no good to anyone.

Gary: did you sort that problem out for me.

Phil: no i got jack to do it

Gary: JACK! why did you get him to do it. you soggy bowl of cornflakes, you cant do anything right.

by Jourdy22 January 27, 2015

cornflake

someone who is consistantly unreliable and flaky.
constantly ditching, never good for their word

"Dude, Danielle is such a cornflake. Last week she bailed on plans that SHE made with us."

by ashlyn. October 27, 2008

cornflake girl

The term comes from a song written by tori amos about betrayall between women. In the song two factions of women are referred to; the "Raisin Girls" are "multicultural" and open-minded while the "Cornflake Girls" of the title are "narrowminded and full of prejudice". This aludes to their distribution on a cereal box, then "raisin girls" are harder to find.

She will never accept your idea, she's a total cornflake girl

by JessoT May 28, 2008

Cornflake

The title for the person you can count on to show up late or not at all, for an event to which they have committed.

Our friend Cornflake is late again. Hopefully the "Flake" will at least make an appearance. His new nickname is corn flake.

by NURTON January 13, 2017

corelate

The essence of the verb "correlate".

Who added the second "r" to the word "corelate" to make it "correlate"?

Does anyone or anything benefit from that addition?
Was it best to do so?
I am certain the second "r" confuses and is unnecessary.

by but for May 28, 2018

Cornflaked

When your crazy, angry ex writes a nasty angry note on the back of a cereal packet and posts it through your door.

“Dude I’ve just been cornflaked by my ex.”

by BobMcBobbins June 4, 2018

Shit in your cornflakes

an exclamation of a terrible time, a horrible ordeal

Dave: Hey John, get out of here, me and and Alyssa are about to have some of that whammy-jammy

John: I'm not trying to shit in your cornflakes here, but i'm watching a movie

by Tee Dubbz December 16, 2008