cornflake

The nasty little flakes that line your undergarments during a herpes outbreak.
by Chris Ward (Winchester, VA) February 13, 2011
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cornflake

the dry earwax in your ears
"What are you doing".
"Getting cornflakes out my ears".
by blazblu January 06, 2011
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cornflake

The only reason we lost the tournament is because my partner was a cornflake.
by Semiuseful Magazine July 24, 2009
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cornflake

well theres a couple of meanings

the not so cool meaning - its a part of your hair usualy the fringe that flicks up oddly its soooo funny (: i have a cornflake its the sex!

the cooler meaning - when lucy and phil dress up as catholics in there amazing school uniforms (well lucys school uniform) and say they are oh so cornflake cause its the word for catholic but cooler and they are just amazing but you gota say it in a weird way or else you jus sound silly
the not so cool version - OMG YOU HAVE A CORNFLAKE!!! ahaha

the cooler version - Like oh emm gee we are so cornflake i mean look how CORNFLAKE we look in there CORNFLAKE blazers :) so cornflake!
by Ish Kidd July 23, 2009
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Cornflakes

A source of contention between Norwegian black metal musicians. To declare your preference for "soft" or "soggy" cornflakes is to express a desire to branch out as a musician and explore the possibilities of artistic maturation. To steadfastly swear allegiance to crispy cornflakes is to commit to stabbing your musical rival in the head and committing arson.

The topic of cornflakes can also be usefully employed to deter metal guys from boring you with their inane banter.
How do you like your cornflakes?
by ʇʞǝظqo March 02, 2011
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Cornflake

The title for the person you can count on to show up late or not at all, for an event to which they have committed.
Our friend Cornflake is late again. Hopefully the "Flake" will at least make an appearance. His new nickname is corn flake.
by NURTON January 13, 2017
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Cornflaked

When your crazy, angry ex writes a nasty angry note on the back of a cereal packet and posts it through your door.
“Dude I’ve just been cornflaked by my ex.”
by BobMcBobbins May 10, 2018
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