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Probably one of the greatest finance managers in the world. Will stab everyone in the back and preach about how great he is while cheating on his wife. The myth, the legend, the king of warranties. Probably will end up causing you to have one of the worst reviews in your career. Everyone loves him though.

Probably is the reason all of the corn grows in the world.
Sales person A: "Why did you tell my customer that I lied about his warranty?"
Sales person B: "I did what I need to in order to make myself look better. I'm sorry."
Sales person A: "Stop acting like a Cornell and apologize to them!"
Sales person B: "You're right. I apologize."
by Jeff From Allstate September 5, 2020
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Cornell

Very gay but doesn’t like men sometimes but he’s a very nice kind and loving dude
Hi Cornell
by Who’s that guy November 21, 2021
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Cornell

Cornell is a person that is cute and sometimes perfect. He is sweet, kind, and listens to you. He knows how to make you laugh and feel like you're a part of something. He's the drippiest guy in school by far, and has the cutest smile and the sweetest laugh. If you know a guy named cornell, keep him in your life forever. No one can ever replace the feeling he gives you. I can't wait to spend every day with him. He really is, so cool
Her: I really love Cornell
Friend: I wish Cornell was mines
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Cornell

The worst, dirtiest college hockey team ever, relying only on big dirty hits and injuring opponents. The only reason they can ever win games is when they injure all the players on the other team. No other team plays like football players or boxers like they do. They have no skill at all and it shows.
"Cornell player number 24 ejected from the game for Contact to the Head."
by Hokee February 17, 2023
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Cornell University

Where Harvard goes to lose at hockey. Also see: Lynah Rink.
i.e., Cornell University beats Harvard 2-0 at home. i.e., Harvard's inability to score on a friday night.
by Dave February 1, 2005
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Cornell University

"I would found an institution where any person can find instruction in any study."

Founded in 1865 by Ezra Cornell, now a member of the elite group of schools known as the Ivy League. Regarded to be the easiest to get into (due to the state colleges that are branches of the university) but the hardest to stay in. In one article, it was mentioned as "the only campus where you walk up a 45 degree incline in 45 degree weather to get a 45% on a test."
Far above Cayuga's waters...
Hail, all Hail Cornell
by BKred October 16, 2004
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Cornell University

The home of an elite group of scholars at whom Harvard students laugh from ages 18-22, and work for until retirement.
Assistant: "Hey boss, didn't you go to Cornell University?"

CEO: "Yes, get me a coffee."
by D H May 1, 2006
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