Corn dog horse

More commonly known as unicorns. They're a group of introverted horses in a cult that wear rainbow colored corn dogs taped to their heads. The reason why we never see them is because their religion is against all human interaction and once they do contact humans their corn dogs are taken away and they're forced to live as normal horses. So basically a conspiracy theory about the existence of unicorns.

Corn dog horses might just be the best conspiracy theory of the century to be honest.

by Corn dog horse May 29, 2020

hot corn dip

When a chick eats corn for dinner then shits on your chest and you eat it with tortilla chips.

I was horny and hungry, so I thought I'd kill two birds with one stone and have her give me some hot corn dip.

by SuburbanKings123 November 12, 2022

corn dni

a quote that fans of the greatest show ever "inanimate insanity" use whenever someone refers to steve cobs, a character who did horrible things to an alien species just to get power to make his little phones faster. he also gave mental trauma to the host of inanimate insanity, mephone4. the trauma was so bad mephone4 went as far as to remove all of his memories to just get away from him.

tl,dr: a quote used to hate on steve cobs from ii

person 1: "hey bro do you like steve co-"
average inanimate insanity enjoyer: "corn dni"

by bfdi July 9, 2023

Colombian corn dog

A penis that has been covered entirely with cocaine powder.

That coke head sheila at the club last night couldn't get enough of my colombian corn dog.

by M. Oxlong March 22, 2017

Big Corn Daddy

The biggest and best corn daddy ever

damn that’s a nice big corn daddy

by BigCornDaddy May 14, 2018

Coney Island Corn Dog

The Coney Island Corn Dog is when a guy does a woman in the corn hole while riding the ferris wheel at Coney Island. However, this can occur at any amusement park.

Grandpa Granger: Hey sonny did you go to Coney Island the other day?

Danger Granger: Why yes grandpa, and I took my new girlfriend.

Grandpa Granger: Well I hope you gave her a Coney Island Corn Dog!

Danger Granger: I certainly did grandpa. Although I don't think you know what a Coney Island Corn Dog means these days.

Grandpa Granger: It's when you do your woman in the corn hole on the ferris wheel. Your grandma still enjoys a good Coney Island Corn Dog to this very day!

Danger Granger: I want to high-five you, but I think I'm gonna go now.

by Teratoma69 June 14, 2011

corn dni

something to say if you are a fan of inanimate insanity and you see something with corn

someone: blah blah blah corn
me: corn dni

by Definitely a human! August 27, 2022