Committing the vibe is usually what happens when u listen to music while doing that homework that is due in 15 minutes and you haven't started. You try not to stress out and because you are the procrastinating fuck you are, you get lost in the music instead of doing your actual work.
mom: Son you better be doing your homework and don't you dare start committing the vibe or I will have your father beat your ass
me: Either I can listen or, woah I love this song
me: Either I can listen or, woah I love this song
by ThisKidThatPostedThis March 10, 2021
Get the committing the vibe mug.The act of coming home after being out going up stairs and finding your sister half naked wearing nothing but your dad’s underwear and proceeding to smash her back doors in so she is unable to poop straight for approximately 3 weeks and when the deed is done it is celebrated by kissing the mucky love bucket followed by smoking a dirty Cuba you found in your mums naughty toy drawer
(Whilst at a therapy support group)
Thank you for seeing me doctor I was dreaming last night when all of a sudden I remembered why my life is so messed up it was because I used to enjoy Committing a sir Mitchell act
Thank you for seeing me doctor I was dreaming last night when all of a sudden I remembered why my life is so messed up it was because I used to enjoy Committing a sir Mitchell act
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Get the Committing a Gary mug.The more modern form of 'dating', where one person asks another to be their boyfriend of girlfriend, and then from that point they think they're in love. There are tons of hurt feelings in the event of an early break off, as well as a late one. Unlike traditional dating where the two may decide not to see each other after a few dates.
"Will you go out with me?"
"Sure."
"Awesome! I love you."
"I love you too"
"Dude, what happened between Angela and Mark?"
"They broke up. I told them committing was a bad idea, but they didn't listen."
"Sure."
"Awesome! I love you."
"I love you too"
"Dude, what happened between Angela and Mark?"
"They broke up. I told them committing was a bad idea, but they didn't listen."
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