copulatory imperative

A term used to describe males of all species. This is the explanation as to why every man is a womanizer. It clarifies why men are constantly on the move, cannot entirely commit and are consistently unfaithful. In the movie, Someone Like You, Ashley Judd’s character explains that men are habitually on the quest for "the new cow" so they can fulfill their "copulatory imperative."

Like a voracious lion seeking lunch in the Sahara, guys want to spread their seed eternally. This powerful force causes them to seek out a new and different woman after they've slept with a perfectly wonderful one. Thus, men are innately barbaric and rest assured they will never be fully domesticated.

Baby girl, what was Donald D. thinking? You're amazing. Why would leave you and sleep with that naaasty hoe?

Oh, because he just couldn’t overcome his copulatory imperative.

by Educated by keen observation and tragic experience. August 10, 2007

Corpulate

The action of having sex with a fat lady. It's a mix of copulate and corpulent

Antoine: Look at the tub of lard.
Etienne: WOH!
Antoine: I'd like to corpulate with that!
Etienne: And how!

by Minesweeper77 October 17, 2008

capulate

another way of sayin cap (cap means lie)

so like if u are being 100% deadass honest u would say capulate

guy 1: i ain’t even capulate i’m lowkey depressed
guy 2: oh shit fr, ay yo pass the boof

by ay mf stfu August 13, 2019

copulate

to have sexual intercoarse

copulate with me ela

by jizz August 14, 2003

copulate

Sexual intercourse.

'Tis better to copulate than never.

by Id X October 9, 2003

copulatory

relating to the act of copulating most commonly known as fucking or doing the deed.

The copulatory courtship consisted of flowers, expensive chocolate and three hoockers paid for the entire nights' stay.

by Ted Lewis December 28, 2003

copulating

the act of having sex, or fucking.

The reason I was grounded is because my mom caught me copulating on her bed with my girlfriend.

by Ted Lewis December 28, 2003