coot

1. A dark-gray water dwelling bird resembling a duck.
2. A foolish old man.
3. Seeing how the USC football sucks so consistently, it seems rather offending to good poultry everywhere to call them Gamecocks, so a "coot" is a much more realistic symbol for such an inept football program.
1) Any coots arrested today?

2) He meant jorts, as in jean shorts; you know, the staple of every Coot's wardrobe. -CUhoopster48®
by Pitchfork Ben April 19, 2007
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Coot

Something so cute it is beyond cute and goes to a whole other level of cuteness
Kieran: Celene, you are sooo coot!
Celene: Shup!
by kierz2 November 13, 2009
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coot

A slang term referring to a middle-aged or old person. Could be insulting depending on intent.
"That old coot."
by Dark Knight March 29, 2004
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Coot

(slang)- of great shock value.
Prounounced C(ewe)T, the longer the "ewe" the more shock value. COOOOOOOOOT vs COOT
Synonym of DANG! DAMN! HOLY SMOKES! WOW! CRAP! or even SHOOOOOOOOOOOOT...
originating in: Calvert County, MD and spreading like wildfire. Also spelled Koot.
Me to a friend: "I stood in line at the DMV for 6 hours today."

Friend to me:"COOT, that's a long time."

Use of the long "ewe"

Me to friend: "That girl has had 10 STD's in the last year."

Friend: "COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT, That's disgusting."
by EEFIE January 21, 2009
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coote

something that is so adorable that it ceases to be cute.
its just coote.
1: "omg that puppy is trying to climb into a slipper!"

2: "THATS SO COOTE!"
by donttrustzombies November 22, 2010
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coot

That coot lost his mind.
by DavidMoore June 07, 2005
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Coot

A replacement for the word "cunt" because "cunt" is a bad word
Coot of the day goes to...
by Jkaren614 January 10, 2017
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