Coors Light

Amazing beer, simply because of both price and availability. Has made both freshmen year, and girls, much better. Good beer that gets you drunk, and isn't that the most important thing in college?

John "Hey man, I'm bored.. It's thursday, at this boring ass college"
Erik "Well John, I got some Coors Light that will get us fucked up"

by FuckingFowls March 25, 2010

Coors Light

quite possibly the greatest beer in american history. a beer that embodies the american dream, and those who dont think so are communists.

billy went to the liquor store to buy a 30 rack of coors light for his party

by haydobiscuit January 4, 2011

Coors Light

Cheap beer that isnt the best tasting, but is great to drink with friends just to have fun and get drunk. Popular among young people (especially college).

Don't diss Coors Light just because its not some fancy rich-ass beer. It gets you drunk, and thats all that counts.

by Kamoflage July 27, 2004

Coors Light

Coledest tasting beer in the universe, official sponser of superbowl 39 and the NFL...Haters can eat a fat one, all you micro brew faggots smoke swag.

micro brewery's are for trendy metro sexuals.

by Seth December 2, 2004

Coors Light

Bland Flavorless alcohol delivery unit that sells because people are too scared to try real beers like Pilsner Urquell or Sierra Nevada Pale Ale .

Don't tell me how good my beer is. I know how good my beer is, because I'm the one who buys it. When Bonnie goes to the store to buy beer, she buys Coors Light, okay? When I drink a beer, I want to taste it.

by Beerman September 22, 2003

Coors Light

The shitiest fucking beer on the planet. Only fucking pussies and fags drink this shit.

by Big Black Rod August 23, 2003

Coors Light

Beer handed out by officers at DUI checkpoint to sober up questionable drivers.

Officer: Sir, how much have you had to drink this evening?

Driver: I've had a few.

Officer: Well here are a couple Coors Lights to help you sober up. Drive safely now.

by Feedstoremafia February 28, 2018