clownsplaining

when your friend, who is a fucking clown, tries to over-explain something to you.

"Tiff was clownsplaining to me why she was late for work"

by dankeesh June 13, 2018

Codesplaining

To be Nick Bo and type too much about the code without showing what the code does. This is being too studious and dumb.

"Nick bo, you need to stop codesplaining and let the code do the work."

by rangabanga69 May 25, 2022

Chansplaining

It’s mansplaining but when Chan does it

Yes - I know how it works but he was chansplaining it to me anyway

by Hmlt March 8, 2023

Goonsplaining

Showing a large understanding of pornstars and porn material and using it in casual conversation.

Bro- “ Riley was always on top cause she had so many fucking videos and her efficiency was terrible compared to other all timers. Lana Rhoades has the same amount of views in half the videos.”

“ Okay man quit goonsplaining”

by Loagster July 24, 2024

copsplaining

when a law enforcement officer (COP) rambles on making up some BS to try to make him sound like he knows what hes talking about when he actually doesn't

an officer is COPSPLAINING when they say things like:
is for my pretection that you take your hands out of your pockets.....
they don't want you here in this public building so you have to leave and we can trespass you.....
you can't record them in public they have a right to privacy

by auditing the police April 20, 2024

Cansplaining

When you're talking about the, generally winter, weather and a Canadian starts telling you about how that's 'not really cold' or 'you want to know whatnreal cold is?'
Completely unprompted of course. They will crawl out of the woodwork to tell you how not cold the weather you're experiencing is.

Person: 'Man it's freezing here. It's only 35 degrees.'
Canadian: '35 freedom units? That's only 2 celcius. It's -23c here right now if you want to talk about REAL cold.
Person: 'Are you cansplaining winter to me? This is Texas, our homes aren't insulated for this.'
Canadian: 'No, you're right, I'm sorry.'

by TheElfiestElf March 26, 2025