topping off the coolant

Pissing in someone’s asshole.

I met a girl at the bar and later that night I ended up topping off the coolant with her.

by Jason Tremaine September 7, 2021

coolan

Another way to say chillin’ and mostly popular among preppy folks in the DMV and surrounding areas.

Q. Wassup????
A. Just coolan

Man, this weekend was dope, here's a picture of me Southside coolan...

chillin’ chilling unwinding relaxing

by Kerrmmittt October 22, 2015

coolatsa coolini

A coolie!

Go wipe your coolatsa coolini!

by Gene1000 March 28, 2022

Double Glazed Coolata

The process of jerking off into an old sock, letting the seman dry to get that nice glazed feeling, and re-inserting your dick into the old gym sock while sticking ice cubes up your ass to help you get off. For extra topping, don't forget to stick your finger in that melted down brown ass water on your bed and give it a sniff.

"John, your looking a little sluggish today, what's wrong?

"I just havn't had my Double Glazed Coolata yet, that always wakes me up!"

by Dr. Kockter August 6, 2014

coolats

Shorts that go down to your knees and are really wide and look like a skirt

Hey, I like those coolats.

by Sarah May 13, 2005

coolatude

A person who in any given situation is poised, knowledgeable and self confident and up to the task without being arrogant and self serving. The combinations of cool, attitude and dude all in one.

What a horrific situation, the plane hits a bird and loses all power and yet the pilot landed the plane right in the Hudson like it was an everyday occurrence, that my friend is coolatude!

by Gummer Stumps October 10, 2010

coolats

there are pants that look like a skirt.

like those loose fitting capri pants that look like a skirt from one angle and pants from another, only longer.

by bailie April 20, 2005