Cooshitest

Kenism - Being forced to shut your computer down due to an unexplained error and only just getting chance to type a brief message to a friend or co-worker before the power turns off

I was working on my computer when suddenly it crashed due to an unexplained error, I managed to send my friend a quick Cooshitest before I turned the power off

by James Bishop September 27, 2007

cockshitballsfuck

when you just have nothing better to say when your really pissed off and stoned, it will make you laugh :)

Jesse: maann all the weeds gone duuude...
Andrew: Cockshitballsfuck are you kidding me?????!
Jesse: nah man im not cockshitballsfucking you im serious duuuude we need to re-up.

by TB BongMaster June 16, 2010

Cooshitest

Kenism - Being forced to shut your computer down due to an unexplained error and only just getting chance to type a brief message to a friend or co-worker before the power turns off

I was working on my computer when suddenly it crashed due to an unexplained error, I managed to send my friend a quick Cooshitest (cool-shit-restart) before I turned the power off

by James Bishop October 4, 2007

cockshit

1. A general expletive for the usual swearing purposes, like whenever something bad happens.

2. A general insult.

Example 1: I am a moose now!
Example 2: Cockshit!

Example 1: Hey guys, how's it going?
Example 2: You're a cockshit!

by I am not a moose October 15, 2007

Cooshitest

Kenism - Being forced to shut your computer down due to an unexplained error and only just getting chance to type a brief message to a friend or co-worker before the power turns off

I was working on my computer when suddenly it crashed due to an unexplained error, I managed to send my friend a quick Cooshitest (cool-shit-restart) before I turned the power off

by James Bishop October 4, 2007

Cockshit

something ridicously frustrating. The first use of this phrase was uttered by Louis "Bo" Berger during a golf outing circa 1996. Mr Berger a very good golfer was having a poor outing. During the final holes of the game, Mr Berger became so frustrated that he became virtually speechless after a bad shot. His mouth opened and nothing came out for a few moments. Finally he blurted out the phrase "cockshit". The stunned onlookers had never heard this phrase before but immediately knew its significance. I was playing with Louis Berger that day....and to this day I use the term to donate a ridicuosly bad golf shot. That is how how the phrase was started. A perfect phrase for an unexpectedly bad turn of events. This is all 100% true. That is how the phrase was started.

That shot was Cockshit........

by karl104 May 7, 2011

cockshitballs

exclamation used when one is disappointed, taken aback, or confused.

"You have to do the laundry"
"cockshitballs"

"I'm going to cut off your big toe"
"cockshitballs!"

by nele August 31, 2007