Couch bag

A douche bag who is also lazy.

Ugh your roommate is such a couch bag. He's always a jerk to me and never cleans up his mess!

by CertFix December 6, 2014

A Coach Bag

1. A conceited old bitch. A vane woman. A middle class whore.

2. The female equivalent of "Douche Bag".

1. Gang member1: Turn off the blunt fool my mom is coming.
Gang member2: Hello Mrs. Garcia, how are you today?
Mrs. Garcia: (ignores Gang member2).
Gang member2: Your mom is A Coach Bag homes!

2. Girl1: Who the fuck left used tampons all over the bathroom floor?
Girl2: Don't look at me Girl, I ain't A Coach Bag.

by Steve Stephalonavich February 17, 2013

choch bagger

some who is exhibiting choch like behaviors to a new level. usualy his straightened hair or wears 2 or more polo shirts. may also wear skinny jeans or black emo hair because they think it makes them look deep. Also looks like a girl from the back. also works as a generic insult.

guy 1. hey see that choch bagger over there?
guy 2. o yeah tyler hes such a choch bagger with straightened hair.
guy 1. lets beat him up
guy 2. YEA

by tyler coulter June 10, 2009

Chooch Bagel

an insult to a person or persons, the meaning can be of anything to become an insult

"Your a Chooch Bagel." "That guy over there is acting like a Chooch Bagel." "What a Chooch Bagel, didn't even give me the right change."

by Chooch Master Flex February 3, 2010

coach baggy

Anything which stands as a status symbol for poor white trash.

I'm afraid these Pantone mugs are a little too "coach baggy", but I don't know anyone good enough to notice.

by Pansy Bear September 25, 2010

Chooch on a Bagel

A game where a group of men over the age of 43 masturbate around a single bagel. They release their semen onto the bagel as fast as possible. The last man to ejaculate is dubbed “The Pussy Fish” and must eat the bagel whole. This game may only be performed if every player is crying.

That game of Chooch on a Bagel got really intense last night, I’m glad I let out all of my tears.

by Memelordicus July 3, 2019