convocation

This is a fake crime made up by dodgy laywers.

con-vo-cation

lawyer speak "you post one more tweet, youll get a criminal convocation"

by legalwordsmith June 18, 2024

Collocations

You will probably never need to know what collocations are, but school still teaches you what it is for no reason other then to just waste your time.

Also collocations are just words that fit together, like a hard frost

Teacher: Okay class, today we are going to learn about collocations!
Student: Will there ever be a situation in life where we need to know what collocations are?
Teacher: ...
Teacher: No.

by owl with a gasmask April 6, 2018

Condolations

an expression of surprise and confusion, especially on the occasion where a good thing happens at the worst timing

Oh, you got remarried at your husband's funeral? My Condolations!

by MoodMechanic November 15, 2022

capless convictions

Nothing but bold truth statements

Ernie was not one for bullshitting or wasting anyone's time with being vague about how he felt about things. Ernie only spoke capless convictions and everyone loved him for it

by von groovy August 3, 2024

feline of high convictions

gussied up pole dancers

We went to the cat house and checked out a feline of high convictions; two of us are still M.I.A.

by Politically Correct Forest May 30, 2020

how to have a convosation

So this is how to talk

How to have a convosation ?
Say “hi” or something like that

Then if someone says it to you say it back

And start to chit chat

Send this to your freinds to teach them

by Only true facts here March 17, 2021

Any pervious convictions?

What an authority figure asks you to determine whether your criminal history includes any sexually-shocking misdeeds.

Maybe if Peeping Tom had been asked, "Any pervious convictions?" prior to his being allowed to occupy his house when da birthday-suited Lady Godiva went by, he might not have gotten his desired eyeful of said self-sacrificing damsel's nude loveliness, after all.

by QuacksO February 18, 2023