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labial contusion

Latin for bruised vagina.
A term used when a male friend says he doesn't want to come out but doesn't have a real excuse.
Dave: "Hey Paul do you want to come mountain biking with us this weekend?"
Paul: "No I can't this weekend."
Dave: "Why not? Do you have a labial contusion?"
by AdamV August 28, 2006
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toe contusion

A lame excuse to not attend an outing or event
I can’t go, I have a toe contusion
by Joe LaFluer September 24, 2021
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Ego Contusion

A bruise to the self. Or a bruise to the ego.
Man, that must've been an ego contusion
by ElephanteGirl December 26, 2019
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Anal Contusions

"WOW! thats so hot i might get Anal Contusions" he said,
"Bitch Wtf..."
Nice Boner!
Anal Contusions!
Smol GAe
by CoreyTech June 18, 2018
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