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constipation

when you've gotta go, but you're ass says no
chips got constipation
by botaf November 11, 2003
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Constipatory

Foods that make you constipated
Jesse: Man my ass is leaking juice everywhere
Rob: Dude, eat some real cheese, it's a constipatory and will cork that shit
by EatABagOfDicks! April 21, 2015
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Constipated

Me: Doctor! I think i'm constipated.
Doctor: What did you eat?
Me: Really nothing but i did shove flex tape up my ass.
Morgan Freeman: And the moral here is.. Don't shove flex tape up your ass
by qwertyhujkjhgfdfgbnmhbg October 30, 2018
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Verbal constipation

Verbal constipation is when you have a lot on your mind to say but you ether don't have the courage to say it or simply choose not to. Verbal constipation when pent up can cause depression, stress, anger and self doubt ETC.
Shane: Hey did Alex ever get that stuff off his chest to Danielle?

Josiah: No he has verbal constipation man... He haven't said a word and he is really down on himself.
by Oglefro August 1, 2013
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CODstipation

When a Call of Duty (COD) kill is so epic, that all you can hear from other players is loud groaning, as if they were suffering from constipation. On rare occasions, when the kill is too epic for CODstipation alone, players actually are so excited that they shit themselves.
Cam: Oh, look at this! It's a Tomahawk Game winning kill!
Will: (groans)
Cam: Sounds like someone has CODstipation
by CamMac0604 February 20, 2011
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Bulgarian constant

Basically anything which makes your result correct. (In Bulgaria they call this "coefficient of adjustment".)
your actual result × Bulgarian constant = expected result
by tomask July 7, 2021
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Minecraft universal constant

This number is a gigantic number coined by Austin from "The Science" series of Game theorists youtube channel . It is the number of all permutations in all minecraft worlds. Its value is 10^10^10^1.3134
Hey, did you see the mind boggling gigantic number, The minecraft universal constant, that Austin from the game theorists calculated.
by LORD ASHU December 10, 2020
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