Constiplaining

Complaining about being constipated

My girlfriend can't poop, she's always constiplaining about it.

by JustJam21 August 9, 2015

constia

A religion that worships the Goddess Zera.

Hi! I believe in Constia, what about you?

by RainSxth April 8, 2022

Constiplation

When you forget to bring your phone into the bathroom and have to spend your time thinking about life.

Man, I forgot my phone. Now I have to spend my time in constiplation instead of mindlessly scrolling through Instagram while I poop.

by Glunglorp69 April 3, 2023