colonoscopy backsplash

When you're giving a colonoscopy, and the patient voluntarily or involuntarily releases gas and/or fluid, resulting in a "backsplash."

Guy 1: How was work? Knock out a lot of colonoscopies today? You are a colonoscopist right?
Guy 2: That's not a thing, but yeah, unfortunately it wasn't great though.
Guy 1: Why??
Guy 2: Well, one of my patients ate way too much Carl's Jr. and I had to deal with mad colonoscopy backsplash. I don't think my shirt will ever be the same.

by thewordlady January 24, 2017

Columbian Colonoscopy

v. The act of opening the brown eye of someone very special using a gynecological speculum, sprinkling some nose candy into the dark hole, then packing it in with your hard flesh arrow.

Vanessa: "Ouch! my ass is still hurting and my heart is pounding! What happened last night?"

Manuel: "Actually, a whole gang of us decided to give you a Columbian Colonoscopy... You're Welcome!"

Vanessa: "Oh that makes sense."

Manuel: "By the way, you owe me 20 bucks for the coke."

Vanessa: "Lame!"

by RedDan69 January 26, 2011

cobonostic

When a situation is difficult to describe and makes the heart feel warm.

People gathering and giving to the poor are cobonostic.

by Bobby33 December 16, 2008

psychological colonoscopy

A tedious event where a person or a group of people interrogate someone to find out everything there is to know about their life history and future aspirations. It is often performed by a group of women on the new boyfriend of a girlfriend or by parents on a potential daughter-in-law or son-in-law.

It was a rough night, man. I got a psychological colonoscopy from my boo's girlfriends when they found out I had been to prison. mentally stressed, psychologically evaluated, interrogated, questioned

by joecoolthefool December 4, 2014

colonoscope

When playing a first person shooter, such as Call of Duty. One sneaks upon an unknowing victim, aims down sights through a scope at their anus/colon, and fires bullets relentlessly till the person dies.

"I was playing COD this afternoon when i snuck up on a newb and colonoscoped him."

"Aw man! that dude gave me a colonoscope"

by nolanoscopy October 29, 2014

Consonostipated

When you are playing Words With Friends and there is no Vowel Movement.

Because k, r, x, q, z, j and v comprise my rack, I am consonostipated. Or only spelling in Klingon.

by GLilyDances February 23, 2013

Inbox Colonoscopy

When you clear your inbox out completely, and start from scratch, or clean out all unwanted emails, spam, and the after effects of replyarrhea.

Dude 1: "Man, I accidentally checked all the email update boxes when I edited my facebook settings."

Dude 2: "You need an inbox colonoscopy."

by GabrielleWithoutWings December 12, 2009