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turd connoisseur 

An expert judge in matters relating to the taste and texture of turds, usually a canine but sometimes a person.
A long time ago I had this toy poodle who was a total turd connoisseur, she would seek out turds wherever she could find them and she was lucky enough to be living with some fine cats who left her little brown love bombs in their cat box.
turd connoisseur by Dr Bunnygirl October 16, 2019
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Pussy connoisseur 

A person that has seen pussy for days, knows everything and anything about pussy. Simply a expert at pussy.
"Fargo aint't no rookie that boi a pussy connoisseur" Argentina Fargo
Pussy connoisseur by xXPardyM4NXx October 10, 2016

Cannabis Connoisseur 

A Cannabis Connoisseur is an individual with a vast knowledge in anything related with Cannabis. This individual can tell you everything there is to know about cannabis. From the name of the strain to the flavor and the type of highs. He can identify Indicas from Sativas, and anything in between. He can also give you a list of recipes that include cannabis.
Mundo: "So what kind of bud do you have today man?"

Larry: "Oh, I got some New York City Sour Diesel. Man, this one is bomb. Just look at the soft green color on this, and all the tri-combs. It has a strong scent, smells kind of dank. The texture is just perfect, it's soft, spongy, and it's soo sticky. The high on this strain is killer! Compared to that Afghani Kush, this one kills it."

Mundo: "Damn, you're a total cannabis connoisseur."

For another more visual example watch the film "Pinneaple Express". The scene where Seth Rogen goes to buy weed and James Franco describes the different types and tries to go in deepth with all the details. James comes off as a total Cannabis Connoisseur.

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Cannabis Connoisseur by CrazyMundo February 25, 2009

Cleavage Connoisseur

A person who is knowledgeable about the human female breast, and appreciates them, not only for their function and purpose in human anatomy and physiology, but for their aesthetic value which is judged primarily on form and authenticity.
I don’t ogle women, I’m a Cleavage Connoisseur.
Cleavage Connoisseur by G.Wally October 23, 2008

Chicken Connoisseur 

A youtuber who goes around London looking for only the "Pengest" chicken shops

cum connoisseur 

Someone who can tell what a man has been eating by the taste of his cum.
"Man, you need to lay off the Corona or else don't expect me to swallow tomorrow. I can't stand it when your shit tastes all bitter."

"Sorry, I didn't know you were such a cum connoisseur."
cum connoisseur by Krisfoshizzle December 25, 2008

Hotlicks Connoisseur  

Term used to describe the insatiable, delectable and incredible guitar playing skills displayed by Murray Atkinson, a guitar god on his own and currently with The New Odds. WARNING: Witnessing such brilliance causes straight men to turn gay and women to disrobe.
A Hotlicks Connoisseur is Murray Atkinson from The New Odds, we gotta go check them out when they're in Medicine Hat next week.