conk

A tern used to call someone a sexy Osterich.

"You are a right conk!"

by broders mate March 13, 2005

conk

conk is the doggo term for the drink coke or coca-cola, as doggos lack the proper pronunciation for hooman English.

Doge: why does dis bepis taste different?
Gabe: it was conk!
Doge: you have betrayed me!

by Skipperdogman September 29, 2017

conk

a very large nose with big port holes

that barry manilow sings through his big conk!

by duck January 23, 2004

conk

a word the 2 coolest people use but only they know the meaning but they dont know what the exact meaning is they can only use it to think what they think the meaning is.

'you're a conk'
'only conky people can do that'

by Malty Tizzy April 2, 2008

conk

The head/the human head.

"He's totally bing in the conk!"

by Crapper McGee January 23, 2004

conk

To defecate. Take a shit.
Okie-English

Man, find a toilet...I have to take a conk.

by BadMoFo June 13, 2004

conk

A poo. You take a conk on the donker. The process of taking a conk is known as donking.

I need to take a conk.

by Mistleweather Handyshroom December 23, 2007