Conshitterate

When you are considerate enough to use air freshener and/or fart fan after dropping massive duece in office or home setting.

Man, at least Dave was conshitterate after that ginormous dump he took by using the air freshener.

by mediumdave22 March 5, 2011

conshiterate

Being considerate when you shit in a public bathroom.
Examples: not peeing on the lid, not wiping your ass over the lid, not leaving marks on the bowl, not leaving pubes on the lid, not using all the toilet paper, not forgetting to flush, not leaving a clogged toilet.

Wendy was really conshiterate after using the bathroom today.

by Llort November 19, 2014

Conshitter

Consider the shitness

Conshitter this party

by Ashtrays tazer December 5, 2014

connipshit

derivative of conniption fit.

literal meaning: Having a conniption which causes you to shit yourself simultaneously

figurative meaning: A psychological condition of being extremely upset and frustrated. Usually involves calling your significant other and yelling and crying to them over the phone

Conniption: a fit of rage, hysteria, or alarm.

alternate spellings: Kanipshit canipshit

Sally had a total connipshit when she learned that the items at the store were no longer on sale.

Bob threw a connipshit when he learned he was not chosen for the job.

by Ashtabula Goosemonkey May 13, 2009

conshitstency

Consistently shitty.

The Toronto Raptors continue to show their conshitstency in the clutch.

by RaptorBlog.com January 20, 2009

conshitive

Consider the Shitness

Pie face brownies at your conshitive party

by Tazers Ashtray December 17, 2014

Coniptitude

A word I just made up myself, that has no definition, but can be used in such a way that conveys a definite message. Have fun, my friends. Do with it as you will. It’s just fun to say.

I don’t know how to explain it, he just had a certain coniptitude about himself.

by Nathan3507 February 9, 2022