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confuzzled

a word that is a combination between "confused" and "puzzled" that every middle school aged kid claims to have made up
Will you please explain that to me again? I'm confuzzled.
by Lysithia September 7, 2011
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confused screaming

When you don't know what the hell is happening and you confused AF
Friend: I don't like women because women like dick and that's gay.

Me: *confused screaming*
by DontHaveALife April 13, 2018
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Color Confused

The new politically correct term for those who are "color blind".
Billy: "Mom! Shawn from school is so color blind that he can't tell red from green!"

Mom: "Watch your mouth Billy! The correct term is color confused."
by andIwaslikeyes March 12, 2011
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Confused Jouster

Medieval term used to describe the ‘reverse cowgirl’ position. Used prior to the invention of the word ‘cowgirl’.
Forsooth, friend Catesby! Yon wench passed the previous evening in my chambers where she attempted a manner of copulation quite astounding. As she crouched astride my manhood, I could only imagine the poor woman to be akin to some sort of confused jouster mounting their steed in reverse.
by EvilBiscuit June 17, 2013
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Confucked

To conform, but in the end, not benefiting at all, and instead getting screwed over. Hence the term, confucked.
The government wants you to conform by paying your taxes, going to work or school everyday, and buying health insurance, but in reality, you're getting confucked.
by catfood69 May 11, 2016
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I’m confused

A phrase brianna uses way to often, is more like a lifestyle
Wait I don’t get this I’m so confused

Brianna: “I’m confused”
Kiersten: “when are you not”
by Gummy bears are great March 25, 2019
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racially confused

Someone who doesn't know anything about their own race and so they decide to show sterotypes of another race in hopes that they can be accepted.
An african-american who does not know anything about his background so he then decides to follow sterotypes of the asian race and then soon becomes an asian therefore becoming completely racially confused
by Micheal Vendetta August 3, 2008
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