confuanger

a combination of the emotions confusion and anger

"Well, the other day me and Stacy were at the mall and there were these sho-"
"I fucked your mom"
"<feeling of intense confuanger> ... what?!"

by Meezy August 27, 2005

Confusing

Janessa Whidden

“that’s really Janessa”

“my nigga, i think you mean confusing as fuck”

by defintionofanasshole January 19, 2020

MC Confusing

A rapper created by comedy genius Jon Lajoie. He says whatever he wants when he is rapping and makes no sense.

MC Confusing
Back in this bitch
With a parking sandwich
And a chicken ticket

by Inatcheethebro December 22, 2021

Cloud Confusing

"Cloud Confusing" is a term used for incorrectly defining Cloud Computing. Sales reps and naive IT Consultants use the term Cloud Computing to refer to any client/server system where the server resides on the internet, and is maintained via a web-based interface.

Cloud Computing actually is much more involved than client/server technology. Distributed processing, data storage, bandwidth, and scalability are able to be added or removed with no harm to existing data, and there is no single point of bottleneck or failure.

IT Consultant: "We offer Cloud Computing as part of your hosting package! Now you can maintain your own CMS, Blog, Forums, and lots of other contemporary services on your site!"

Developer: "Those are simple client/server hosting applications on your server. What you're talking about is Cloud Confusing."

by Buzzword Assassin July 15, 2011

Confusing Cece

Once a upon time, shawty can’t get shoes for retail instead causes problems & confusions to resellers like Montana.

You can spell Cierra without “C“ which means “confusion” : confusing cece at its finest

by Confusion Cee April 7, 2021

Confusincest

The strange phenomenon where all of your close friends become an extended family where "blood lines" overlap and make absolutely no sense to the people involved or those observing from a sane vantage point.

Friend 1: I have 3 moms, one of them being male, 4 daughters (1 adopted), my stepmom is also my sister, my other brother is the black sheep literally, another sister is my synchronized sex twin, and one of my daugters has like, 3 dads.

Friend 2: O_O...that's total confusincest...can I join?

by sassyjurphy January 26, 2011

Confusing Cece

Once upon a time shawty couldn’t get shoes for retail instead causes problems & confusions to resellers like Montana. Sad Case.

You can’t spell Cee without “C” due to confusions: confusing Cece @ it’s finest.

by Confusion Cee April 7, 2021