conflarting

The act of farting so hard you confuse yourself.

I was conflarting so badly I missed my exit off the turnpike.

by That's Baloney May 29, 2019

confubating

Masturbating while confused why your masturbating.

I was confubating while drunk last night

by Jazzzzzy February 18, 2018

complating

If someone is hate/complaining

"That shirt is so ugly I would never were that" then you say "quit complating about my outfit"

by Complating October 18, 2015

constating

originating or establishing

A check of the company's constating documents indicated that it was incorparated ten years earlier for the purpose of importing electronic goods.

by Timothy Boyle August 28, 2005

conflatio

Conflatio an act of confusion whereby one accidentally gives a blow job to the wrong recipient.

My girlfriend was so drunk that she conflatio'd my identical twin brother

by #metooplz May 18, 2018

Complating

When you're complaining and hating about anything.

I aint a hater, and I aint complaining, Nigga I was Complating

by IAmToxix October 9, 2018

Conflicting Bullshits

When a controversial issue/problem has surrounding it more than one version of the events told by different sides, but none of it is true because the real story behind the issue/problem is more problematic than is the lies that is being told in its sake- and the lies themselves, are so confusion and convoluted that it's best to leave the entire situation alone and have a cold Coors Light than to dig into any of it!

Conflicting Bullshits: When your lover says that they are is going to a co-worker that they hates' birthday party for 8pm, and someone told you that they saw them at the store with their ex-lover at 9pm, who is reportedly and to your knowledge in another country, but then also said that they also met your lover at a "party" at 8:30pm also that was not a birthday party-- but your lover really was at a satanic ritual sacrifice, in an attempt to keep your love forever.

by Bad Appleseed December 30, 2010