configure-rig

21st century politically correct way to say nigger rig. See also "Southern engineering."

Verb: Yes, I'd be happy to "configure-rig" your $1200 dollar stereo in your $600 dollar Grand Am.

Adjective: My home theater system is totally "configure-rigged."

by Ifling Pooatu January 2, 2004

eyeballs out configuration

An eyeballs out configuration involves vehicles going backwards at a great velocity, causing the eyeballs to bulge out.

The centaur rocket propelled the spacecraft, in an eyeballs out configuration, causing the pilot's eyeballs to bulge out.

by quesondriac August 21, 2013

Configurate

The dumbass way of saying configure when logging issues in IT

Configurate The Monitor

by Dead Cats With Bread July 1, 2021

configurate

A term for Minecraft developed as an alternative for configure.

Configurate plugins.

by chriskade August 14, 2019

all I configure

Da only reason you can see regarding a certain way dat something is constructed, arranged, etc.

This web-page looks completely different from how it was a few months ago --- all I configure is dat it must have had a total overhaul or upgrade at some point since I last saw it.

by QuacksO October 18, 2025

Configurate

Configurate (noun): A discernable pattern, in the shape of the Hindu-Arabic numeral eight ("8"), created by a convicted criminal while engaged in any locomotive activity, either self-propelled (walking, running, skating, bicycling, etc.) or by way of a motorized conveyance (automobile, motorcycle, Hoverboard, Segway, etc.)

Gayle: "Can you believe that Donald Trump is actually going to be the next President of the United States?"
Bob: Yeah, I know. That's crazy, right? But I'm sure it won't be long before all of America gets to enjoy seeing Trump

configurate for the rest of his life.

by TheoFandtoa January 8, 2017

Configurating

The art of setting up and preparing a crap ton of devices.

I've been configurating devices all day, when will it end?

by Darth Reign April 23, 2024