Conestipated

The act of a cone popping out from the back of your car after running one over while driving/racing/drifting.

I took that turn too wide, and hit the cone. After driving for a little bit, the cone fell out. My car was conestipated.

by Th3 Black Lotus June 8, 2010

Coneitis

Coneitis is when a stoner has rolled so many spliffs, he can no longer manage to roll a rollie (roll up ciggy) withou coning it.

Stoner 1: mate is that a spliff
Stoner 2: Nah, My coneitis is just really bad
stoner 1: shit

by deadlock September 24, 2006

concept album

(n.) A collection of songs written around one central theme or idea. Usually, each individual track expresses a different aspect or part of the main concept, with each track fitting together to form a cohesive idea.

This would not include something like a greatest hits album, with the central theme being best selling songs.

Queens of the Stone Age 2002 release "Songs for the Deaf" is a concept album around the theme of the album being played on the radio, with intro by different made-up DJ's, etc.

by Tyler Hoecker June 11, 2006

Conception Balm

Obviously semen but more specifically semen used as a lubricant after the performance of a creampie. In most cases, the person providing the semen will be the conception balm user at the time of second sexual encounter. If someone else is using your conception balm, it is simply sloppy seconds.

The second time is the best, especially when I leave behind some conception balm.

by RedRedRed Red May 25, 2016

conestoga

How typical... jealous Radnor kids with a lot of angst and time fabricating stories because they have nothing better to do. Let's set things straight then, shall we?

Conestoga is a high school of about two thousand kids in the suburbs of Philadelphia. The school is renowned for its multitude of AP courses (the most in Pennsylvania, somewhere around twenty-four) and consistently high rankings in sports and academics. Despite the lofty standards and intense expectations by overbearing parents, the students are (for the most part) kind, intelligent souls with a rabid sense of humor, which is more than can be said for the other schools in the Main Line. Granted, the school has a drug problem, but that only serves to make us more interesting, doesn't it? Just accept us.

"Conestoga is ranked 79th best high school by US News and World Digest. Strangely enough, Radnor High School is nowhere to be found on said list. Coincidence? Not really."

by pinkegobox October 3, 2008

Andrew Brydon Conception

The act of throwing up in someone else's asshole.

Person one: Someone threw up in my asshole and I had this really ugly kid; it was like an Andrew Brydon Conception
Person two: Wanna read slash?
Person one: *suicide nades*

by Kylie Whitaker May 18, 2008

conceptualization

C++20 concepts enable complete conceptualization of the C++ language. No longer does your code have to actually do anything. Rather, it can conceptualize concepts into abstract templated classes purely for aesthetics with no functional value.

The conceptualization brought about by C++20 concepts demonstrates how C++ is becoming less of a "practical" language and more of a "toy" language. You literally spend most of your fucking time creating the most contrite complex way to represent an otherwise simple object using templates, enums, const, constexpr, and other stuff. It's fun and it gets you high, but you ultimately waste most of your time figuring out the most expressive possible way to write code and totally lose sight of the end goal of actually getting stuff done and making things happen.

by Bad C dev March 4, 2021