Cone of Death

A term used to describe the predicted path of a hurricane. Derived from the consistantly inaccurate weather forecasts.

NOAA cited the Cone of Death for hurricane Ivan to be pretty much all of Florida

by JimboTheMagnifico September 23, 2004

Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis.

A Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis is basically a Jewish man who wears a traffic cone; generally used in road work and diverting traffic, on his head which is the uppermost region of the human body. Whilst he masturbates his penis on the side of a Downtown LA street while 6 to 8 Muslims from the local mosque watch him smother ham on his penis

Jew 1: did you hear that Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis.
Jew 2: No.

by JewishCock August 21, 2021

Cone of Death

The only justification necessary for Miami TV stations to go into non-stop hurricane coverage and scare the crap out of South Florida residents.

Bryan Norcross: And as you can see, Miami is in the Cone of Death and you should panic. Back to you, Jackie.

Jackie: But Bryan, Miami is only on the fringe, and 8 days away at best.

Bryan: Don't wait! Got get water, gas, matches, cans of food...

by heat_fan1 August 30, 2010

cone of silence

Slang phrase meaning meaning that you want to keep the indicated information secret so it shouldn't be repeated to anyone not currently present

Keep it in the cone of silence, we aren't inviting Cindy and her boyfriend to the movies because they embarrass us.

by Vulgarmagick January 18, 2015

Cone of Hyperbole

The yellow/red graphic "cone" on a weather map when a hurricane is far, far away that includes hundreds and hundreds of miles of coastline and causes TV meteorologists to go nuts and needlessly alarm the general population.

Area residents from Miami to Brownsville should begin to take precautions as we don't know where this potentially strong storm might, or might not, make landfall. The areas in red or yellow are all within the cone of hyperbole.

by John Lucas D November 13, 2007

Cone of Uncertainty

That hazy, fuzzy space and time where you wake up next to someone whose name you may or may not know, either or both of you in various states of undress, totally uncertain as to whether, how, or how frequently you may have had sex the night before.

"Tequila... I don't drink tequila! Last time I drank tequila, I woke up inside the 'Cone of Uncertainty' with a dude from my days at Tulane..."

by BGDTootSweet August 29, 2011

Cone of Shame

A comical piece of headwear that one usually wears when put into a shameful situation. The cone of shame brings attention to the said person and makes the said person feel guilty.

Brice ate so much turkey that he had left none for the rest of his family; for the rest of the week, Brice had to wear the cone of shame.

by Zeniers November 27, 2009