A crack-head or junky. Its more likely used to describe a free loader or someone who always ask for things and they aint got no money...so you can say a junky
by Ashlee October 09, 2004
Made by wrapping a length of toilet paper around your hand and twisting one end, the cone is then used for wanking into to enable the evidence to be easily disposed of.
The missus is downstairs. You fancy a quick one off the wrist but sont want to mess the place up. Simple. Into the cone and then into the bog, flush, and no ones the wiser
by Ratty's World July 14, 2006
To have sex with someone.
Used as a secretive verb amongst men in the Manchester area (UK). The word 'cone' originated for men wishing to brag in public amongst friends about who/how many people they have 'coned', without females knowing what they are talking about.
Additionally 'cone' can be used as a noun, as a naming word for the subject of a person the man wishes to have sex with, or 'cone'.
The word 'cone' should be used with other indirect words to create an encoded sentence, understandable only to those familiar to those familiar with the word.
Used as a secretive verb amongst men in the Manchester area (UK). The word 'cone' originated for men wishing to brag in public amongst friends about who/how many people they have 'coned', without females knowing what they are talking about.
Additionally 'cone' can be used as a noun, as a naming word for the subject of a person the man wishes to have sex with, or 'cone'.
The word 'cone' should be used with other indirect words to create an encoded sentence, understandable only to those familiar to those familiar with the word.
I stole the Norwegians cone (you slept with the Norwegian girl)
If i had that cone, i'd be thrilled (encoded desire to have sex with a particular person)
It was the best cone Ive stolen yet (your best shag)
I spoke to my cone on the phone (speaking to the person you have had sex with on the phone)
That cone looks good in orange (a reference to an attractive ginger)
I wouldnt want that cone, it looks really heavy
That cone seems a bit dirty and old (a reference to a non MILF)
Hmm, see that cone over there? Its far too plastic for me, I like my cones made naturally (a reference to fake breasts)
If i had that cone, i'd be thrilled (encoded desire to have sex with a particular person)
It was the best cone Ive stolen yet (your best shag)
I spoke to my cone on the phone (speaking to the person you have had sex with on the phone)
That cone looks good in orange (a reference to an attractive ginger)
I wouldnt want that cone, it looks really heavy
That cone seems a bit dirty and old (a reference to a non MILF)
Hmm, see that cone over there? Its far too plastic for me, I like my cones made naturally (a reference to fake breasts)
by Manc-coner October 12, 2009
v. - To smash an unfilled ice cream cone against anothers head. This is usually done to severely humilate the person who is coned.
You just got coned bitch! I'm going to cone that little bitch today. Jon has it coming to recieve the worst coning in history.
by Lloyd W. May 03, 2006
by Mike Rotch ~ October 03, 2004
by future X March 23, 2003
Take a sports field cone, turn it upside down and attach a 25mm tap fitting to the bottom. Your standard sports field cone can take about five standard cans of beer, which can then be skulled at the speed of gravity.
Tasker, would you rather have one cone or three rum shots?
Fuck the rum shots, the only thing I'd rather have than a cone is a blow job.
Five can cone?
Yeah bro, hook me up.
Fuck the rum shots, the only thing I'd rather have than a cone is a blow job.
Five can cone?
Yeah bro, hook me up.
by james laurence February 03, 2009