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It is the state of being in which a person is faced with multiple choices and cannot decide which path to go down.
There was Pepsi, and there was Coke, and then there was the ever alluring RC Cola. I was conundrumized.
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In court, a plea of "Nolo contendere" means that you admit the prosecution has enough evidence to convict you, but don't admit guilt. "YOLO contendere" is similar, except you have the excuse that you did it because YOLO! and should thus be set free.
In court, a plea of "Nolo contendere" means that you admit the prosecution has enough evidence to convict you, but don't admit guilt. "YOLO contendere" is similar, except you have the excuse that you did it because YOLO! and should thus be set free.
Judge: You are charged with driving a stolen BMW into a hotel swimming pool while high on narcotics. How does the defendant plead?
Millennial: "I plead YOLO contendere. It was wicked fun."
Millennial: "I plead YOLO contendere. It was wicked fun."
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a top conTinder: one of those suitors found at the top of said matched list, due to frequent text conversation
a top conTinder: one of those suitors found at the top of said matched list, due to frequent text conversation
It's always nice to wake up to a new list of conTinders.
"Yea, he has a picture of his dog, a picture of him doing manly outdoorsy things, and all of his pics are taken by other people, definitely a top conTinder on my list."
"Hmm, my top conTinders take selfies, have beach bods, and are dtf."
"Yea, he has a picture of his dog, a picture of him doing manly outdoorsy things, and all of his pics are taken by other people, definitely a top conTinder on my list."
"Hmm, my top conTinders take selfies, have beach bods, and are dtf."
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Friend 1: "I'm a Business Administrator, I'm very important to my company but all I do is I just sign some stuff and send it lower down the ranks once or twice a day. I get everything I want but it still doesn't feel enough for the power I hold"
Friend 2: AHHH! The Patrick Bateman Conundrum.
Friend 2: AHHH! The Patrick Bateman Conundrum.
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