conscruption industry

(N.B: the word conscruption is actually an amalgamation of the words construction and corruption): the infamously and notoriously corrupt construction industry in the Canada's Belle Province, the province of Quebec.

the conscruption industry isn't, IMHO, a problem onto itself. IMHO it's actually our corrupt provincial politicians who let the spiel of the conscruption industry keep unfolding; therefore our some of our politicians in Quebec should also be investigated by The Charbonneau Commission.

by Sexydimma June 27, 2013

conrapotion

conrapotion: the degree to which something, someplace, or someone gets so wrapped up in the drama (the moment) and the commotion, that nobody knows what's going on anymore.

Steven: "That wedding was so full of conrapotion that i thought i was watching a Days of our Lives episode.

Bridgett: "So in other words you loved it."

by diz1776 June 17, 2009

congration

What you say to your friend when he/she brags about getting a good grade; a sarcastic way of saying "congratulations"

Tommy eagerly showed uninterested David his A+. "Congration" said David.

by Toilet Mike December 7, 2015

Contractionitis

The inability to use contractions, often making the person sound long winded due to the over emphasizing of mundane points.

Brad can not, will not, and does not use contractions due to a severe case of contractionitis.

by itsthatbradguy July 13, 2010

Conception Balm

Obviously semen but more specifically semen used as a lubricant after the performance of a creampie. In most cases, the person providing the semen will be the conception balm user at the time of second sexual encounter. If someone else is using your conception balm, it is simply sloppy seconds.

The second time is the best, especially when I leave behind some conception balm.

by RedRedRed Red May 25, 2016

Andrew Brydon Conception

The act of throwing up in someone else's asshole.

Person one: Someone threw up in my asshole and I had this really ugly kid; it was like an Andrew Brydon Conception
Person two: Wanna read slash?
Person one: *suicide nades*

by Kylie Whitaker May 18, 2008

Conscription

A law that forces all men (and sometimes women) to join the armed forces if and when they are needed.

The government passed conscription because they're at war.

by Jafje May 25, 2007