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eruption concoction

when a male ejecaculates in a mixed womens drink when she is not looking
i made lindsay's drink a eruption concoction
by sexyflexy September 4, 2010
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concoction shot

A shot of alcohol consisting of the combined remaining drops of various seemingly empty alcoholic bottles, containers and cans which include but are not limited to hard liquor, wine, beer, sake or even NyQuil.
We completely ran out of alcohol late last night but Bob needed his fix so bad he took all the empty bottles made a concoction shot with whatever drops were left. What a pathetic lush.
by FloorBageo May 15, 2014
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concoction

"she fed the pill bug a concoction of mashed up apples and paper"
by Ohnocringeasl April 20, 2024
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Glute concoction

A profoundly regrettable culinary–metaphysical experiment in which an alarming assortment of miscellaneous objects are deposited into a pot of jelly and stirred with a headless spoon—a utensil whose bowl has been mysteriously removed, leaving only a tragically useless handle. The resulting mixture, while technically edible in the same way gravel is technically chewable, produces in the victim an overwhelming and existential sense of dread, woe, and the creeping suspicion that the universe has personally wronged them.
I took Gluteus Maximus's jelly and formed a glute concoction out of spite.
by Wedgeificus March 7, 2026
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Clare's Marvellous concoction is an extraordinarily.... Special beverage. It must ONLY be consumed on New Year's Eve and New Year's Day. It can be any spirits, but usually is peach vodka, rum, and some kind of soda. The soda can be one of four types. It can be Fresca, which is most commonly used; Mango loco monster energy drinks if you're feeling fancy; just regular club soda; or orange crush. If you use anything else, you have betrayed Clare and she will come for you and massage your scalp with her fingernails.
Hazel: "Hey, did you have any of Clare's Marvellous Concoction on New Year's?"
Niko: "Oh, yeah, tons. So did Clare. She was bright red."
Hazel: "That's crazy. I'll join you next time. Eva and Arianna might have too much though."
Niko: "But we'll have to wait until next New Year's!"
Hazel: "Ugh, Clare's no fun"

*Clare's fingers materialize and tickle Hazel's scalp* "AHHHHHH NIKO HELP"
by Just a chill guy <3 March 11, 2026
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