Comcasm

An intense, lengthy period of incompetence. Stemming from Comcast Cable Corp.'s awesome ability to blow balls and have 15-20% downtime. Comcast offers a shitty service that works at it's advertised speed around 30-40% of the time, despite their recent price increases. Fuck Comcast.

"Dude my modem had a Comcasm and my internet was out for 3 days."

by comcastblows December 25, 2008

Connasm

The physical reaction one has to Connie Britton.

Did you see how gorgeous Connie Britton looked in that interview? I think I had a Connasm.

by Anastasia Beaverhaussen June 16, 2014

concastic

To deliberately respond to a statement that is made figuratively as though it were meant litterally, for humorous effect.

When Jane said "the climax of the show was the icing on the cake" and I replied "I don't think baked goods were ever involved", I was being concastic.

by galactickiss December 8, 2021

concastone

my penis

Look at concastone! It's so big.

by Trangdu April 23, 2022