Nick Comella

A jerk off who likes 2 jerk off an hurt girls. Not exactly a nice yung man. Often considered homo-sexual in many countries an is often found crying in corners of fast food restaurants bcuz he got dumped by his boy frend.

Ted: YOH MAN u sucha Nick Comella
Jamie: What?
Ted: I said YOH MAN u sucha Nick Comella
Jamie: The fuck's that?
Ted: YOU!

by Yoh mama. April 18, 2009

The Power Of Boners Compels You

When You "Can't" Do Something But Then A Simple, Usually Three-To-Six Word, Offer Changes Your Mind

Person 1: I Told Her No But She Reeled Me In With Promises Of Maid Cat-Girls And Titties.
Person 2:The Power Of Boners Compels You.
Person 1:What Did You Say?
Person 2:Nothing, Nothing, Nothing At All

by I’m A Transgender Pansexual December 16, 2020

COMELEC

A Filipino institution generally tasked to officially rig the elections and cheat and disenfranchise the apathetic population of the Philippines. Used to be a well respected institution in the times of Davide and Yorac et. al, it is now infested with Moron, Asshole, Dumbass, and Bigot.

That spawn of Satan of a President sure knows how to handle her Comelec!

Those three retarded douchebags at Comelec just quoted the Old Testament to justify their ban on gays to be represented in politics, I wonder if they will also ban eating shellfish (Lev. 11:10) and wearing
a shirt made of polyester and cotton (Lev. 19:19).

by jellodings December 16, 2009

comeldory

An urban legend sometimes seen and constantly referred to as the worst XBox 360 player known to thousands.

Damn man, you play fifa as bad as comeldory!

by JimmyToleman October 17, 2010

Compelling

An extremely attractive, confident, opinionated and intellectual woman who is very cool, has sense of humor and knows how to chill. Compelling was first used by Jon Steward when he satirized how John Roberts, a Senior National Correspondent for CNN described the testimony of Valerie Plame Wilson as the "most compelling testimony in the Congress since Fiona Hall" and juxtaposed the image of Valerie Plame with that of Fiona Hall, alluding how both are two very attractive blondies.

Jon Steward mused what the correspondent meant by "compelling" and then cut into a clip of CNN ticker showing "compelling = f*@kable." f*@kable is slang for an extremely attractive women.

The term was then popularized by a self-proclaimed guru of all things Somalian who goes by LL Cool Jamal, a Philosopher-King Beatnik of the Jaded Age and several other self-aggrandizing titles. He's arguably the coolest Somalian refugee in the entire Upper Midwest of the United States. Together with bunch of equally cool and smart ass friends, the term went national and shows the potential of insinuating itself into the pop culture.

LL Cool Jamal: AbdiShwak, who's the most compelling lady in this Somalian Xsmas party?

AbdiShwak: By far, Hodan is the most compelling. There are lot of close runner ups but they are too mundane!

by Philosopher-King December 30, 2009

the power of christ compells you

Used only when you see a girl so ugly she causes you to stop whatever it is that you are doing and respond with this phrase. Not used everyday but only in emergency situations.

James: Dang that gurl is nice
Pat: Did you see them legs on that fine gurl..
James: Oh god dont look!
Pat: Wat?
(Ugly chick abnormally saunters by)
Pat: OOOOOH! THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELLS YOU! AWAY DEMON! BEGGORAAAH!

by Pat and James February 1, 2006

comula

greek- a common way of saying a huge shit that will not go down the toilet. typically green.

" damn sun that comula is a huge ass terd man."

by ak harry March 17, 2005