Constatine

A black as dude that hits on every girl and acts black but really isn't, isn't good at basketball or track just good at sucking dick

I hate That dude he's such a constatine

by Constatine November 10, 2016

Costatute

An average run of the mill prostitute, who charges considerably more than the going rate for services rendered. Usually based on the business model of Costa coffee, Starbucks etc.

I wouldn't go with her she's a costatute, you'll get considerably more for your money elsewhere.

by Insignia1986 January 25, 2018

pussy comitatus

(phrase: Latin) - bros before hoes.

Seamus: Sorry, can't make poker tonight, my wife wants a clit-rub.
---Randy: Pussy comitatus, dude.
Seamus: ... What?

by Randiee April 6, 2010

cumstatic

The art of ejaculating a massive amount of seamen into and onto a girls hair and using it as hair gel making her look like she recieved and shock of electricity.

Did you see Mackeys girlfriend this morning? She looked like a wreck.

Yeah I heard them going at it last night and she started screaming at him. I think he was trying to get creative and gave her some cumstatic.

by None your business October 21, 2013

Camstatine

A hot german girl who lives in VA.

My Camstantineee. Ya spin around me like a dream, we played out on this movie screeen.

by Webster February 24, 2003

comstant

occurring continuously over a period of time, while masturbating with the other hand.

“A comstant facepalmer”

by ohnoes December 5, 2019

coomstation

A PlayStation console that has been converted, by the sweaty palms of a hard-working coomer, into a time-traveling pornographic warping device. It is not recommended to try inserting any form disc into such a machine, as it's primary function has been converted, and doing so may cause immediate and deadly ejection.

The power button on a coomstation remains a taboo subject for many button-pressing lovers, as it is hardly pressable due to a white fading substance that encrusts the button.

by Chewonarock September 3, 2021