That thing that you look at all day that is small and does a billion more things than a "phone" but you and all your friends call it a "phone" when clearly it's really a hand computer.
Hey how do we get to that happenin party?
I dunno man, lemme whip out my hand computer.
Your what?
Hand computer.
I dunno man, lemme whip out my hand computer.
Your what?
Hand computer.
by Hottdiggidydog August 28, 2019
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The language of a person when they lag so hard while on FaceTime or zoom that only computer noises are heard when they speak.
by theurbanpoet69 April 25, 2020
Get the Speaking Computer mug.this is something what specifically an indian expert tech support caller would say and recommend downloading some file from an edgy website to help your computer run safely.
joe: Hello! my computer is not functioning properly, can you please detect the problem?
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Get the Computer mug.An incredibly fast computer disguised as a Windows 98 peice of crap. It will most likely look the same on the outside but be brand new on the inside. It has the latest processor,RAM and videocards built into a crappy shell.
1.I saw a sleeper computer but I didnt know it was any different from the old crappy school computer next to it.
2.After he started the computer, Mr.X was shocked to see it running a modern OS and start incredibly fast.
3.Wow look at that peice of crap.Wait,Holy Cow it's running Crysis at 60 fps!!!!
2.After he started the computer, Mr.X was shocked to see it running a modern OS and start incredibly fast.
3.Wow look at that peice of crap.Wait,Holy Cow it's running Crysis at 60 fps!!!!
by Freshstyles50 August 22, 2009
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Ex. Matt loves sitting around and being a computato as he watches Spanish soap operas on his laptop.
by ladyrainosaur November 25, 2011
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