Miranda Comparison

Comparing two things which are obviously not alike.

*whilst scuttling along the floor*
Person 1: I feel like a crisp!
Person 2: Dude, such a Miranda comparison.

by Nopseudonymisgoodenoughforme September 19, 2011

Atkin Comparison

Comparing the playing of music to food. Named after the nearly-famous conductor, Alan Atkin.

Not to be confused with the Atkins diet.

Conductor: I want some dark chocolate violin notes!
Players: That's a real Atkin comparison!

by Nopseudonymisgoodenoughforme September 19, 2011

exaggerated comparison

the act of useing an obsine amount of something as an act of comparison

(dude working at a construction site) Dude why did you cut the board 2 inches short. (supervisor walks up) More like like 50 yards short. (other guy) Now thats an exaggerated comparison.

by Mr. Get It Done July 18, 2009

Obsessive Comparison Disorder

To constantly compare ourselves with others, producing unwanted thoughts and feelings that drive us to depression, consumption, anxiety, and all-around joyous discontent. Coined by Paul Angone on allgroanup.com and in his book 101 Secrets for Your Twenties.

Obsessive Comparison Disorder is the smallpox of our generation. 9 out of 10 doctors agree this disorder is the leading cause of eating a whole sleeve of Oreo’s while watching Real Housewives of OC.

by densitybacon May 24, 2015

Hot By Comparison

When an unattractive girl appears hot due to being surrounded by even less attractive girls.

Guy: Dude, she's a total butterface!
Other Guy: Yeah man, but she's hot by comparison!

by bigdc October 28, 2011

Accounts Comparison

Compare accounting Software

Accounts comparison is must before use accounting software

by accountscomparison October 4, 2021

In comparison to me

Heheheh I really am too easy to flatter.

Hym "Just to hop in here real quick to say that the reason for the blasphemy laws is that the explicit intent of all religion IS to infect the body politic. Like a disease or a virus. That's the entire point of it. To spread. But I'll leave you to it. You're doing a great job! 👍😁👍 I have to use 'in comparison to me' in a sentence now so... There."

by Hym Iam March 10, 2024