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commitment 

Fuck that.

Commitment is like puss. You get a taste, think its okay then BAM! it sucks. Really, Really sucks. Avoid if possible.
Girl: "I love you"
Guy is a fucking speck on the horizon.

Commitment: Yeah right.
commitment by Bizazy September 15, 2007

Commitment 

What crazy women try to trap unsuspecting men into. Women often use manipulating words and their sweet vag to get it. Having children is also an option. Bring your own condoms, get in, get off, and get out to avoid.
Jenna wanted commitment from MArk and trapped him by poking holes in the condom.
Commitment by Marcus-Aurelius July 27, 2010

commitment 

The woman hun the man but his nuts.
commitment by Nitemare January 18, 2003

Commitment 

Me: *just got home. Sees bag of chips on counter . Checks if anyone are home.*
God: This is your chance.
Me: This is a commitment.
Commitment by BadAssBitchMaria July 22, 2018

Commitment 

Every swinging dick should be there! I don’t want to hear my wife’s got a pot roast on!

Commitment!
Commitment mean every swinging dick should be there
Commitment by TroyC January 18, 2023