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by lightbulb5x March 2, 2019
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
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commit sudoku

A deliberate misspelling of "seppuku" — the samurai ritual of suicide by disembowelment. The misspelling removes the direct reference to suicide, replacing it with the name of a popular and frustrating number puzzle.
I have brought great shame to my brethren. I must now commit sudoku.
by alpoer January 6, 2015
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Yeetus yeetus commit self deletus

You - "Go commit die!"
Me - "Yeetus yeetus commit self deletus!"
You - ...
Me - "oof"
by oofwhy September 16, 2018
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go commit stub toe

to do the action of unexpectedly causing extreme pain to a toe as a result of impact to inanimate object
jerry hated marty so bad that he wanted him to go commit stub toe *jerry at home* alalalalalal- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
by fallboygo October 10, 2021
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Commit Scooter Ankle

A super mean thing to say. These 3 words condemn anyone to the worst, most vile pain imaginable.
" I Ate your kids"
"Go Commit scooter ankle"
"OH SHIIII---"
">:))))"
by BigBoiSeth November 1, 2018
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