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Commack

A pussy town on the north shore of long island, NY. There just a bunch of nerds nd preppie faggots, they get fucked up by any town they try to fight aganist in huntington township even elwood who has 200 kids in each grade has stomped commack out in a brawl. Commack has been on northports dick for tha last 40 years, all commack kids try to copy northport swag but they just cant pull it off. They think there hot shit cuz they have a good school districit with high taxes but some how they think there hood lmao. They got mad teachers over there rapeing the children, they got a bunch of snobby ass jew girls with big noses nd fuckin anooying accents.
Commack is mad gay last time they went to a northport party, they got shot up wit pellet guns nd smashed threw beer pong tables dont lie abe hwang ur crew got ran threw.
by PortTownRunsThaIslandNiggas January 31, 2010
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Commack sits along the LIE at exit 52. One of the more western towns of Suffolk county. People in commack tend to think that they are wealthy Japs and are literally the shit. However, the neighborhood does not pale in comparison to its rich counterpart, Dix Hills. Commack is a trash piece of shit town relative to actual nice areas in LI. Kids in Commack tend to infest Suffolk Community College and usally dont go anywhere in life. Majority of teens smoke pot daily and drink a shit load. The girls are all sluts and bang anything that walks. Also, half the kids in Commack that live on the south side by the middle school try and pawn shit off like they live in Dix Hills. Commack is a wannabe Jap town with a bunch of middle class losers.
by cind October 8, 2009
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Commack is probably the worst place to live. Commack contains the biggest group of failures you will ever meet. 90% of people who grew up in Commack are failures or will become failures later on in life.
No matter how much shit we talk about Commack, deep down inside, we all love it here...and you know it.
Commack is gay.
by Shuarma August 27, 2008
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Commack is an amazing town on Long Island, and no matter what you say it is pronounced like this: coemack. Okay? Alotta people in Commack like Ed Hardy, Juicy Couture, and love to eat at Campa pizzaria and Granny's ice cream. But that's north Commack of course. We also have Courtney Galiano from So You Think You Can Dance. Commack is home to some of the best schools and sports teams in the state.
Me and my friends love to hang out in Commack . <3
by christinafromcommack<3 June 20, 2008
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Commack is also very L.I.E.
by Peter March 20, 2005
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Commacks soccer team is a bunch of burgers.
by Robroberto_Ajscouson November 1, 2019
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Commack Motor Inn

The Commack Motor Inn is a place where, anyone 18 or older can go and rent a room. You can rent a room by the hour, or for the night. The Commack Motor Inn is famously known for being a "dirty" place where young people go to have sex.
My boyfriend and I fucked at the Commack Motor Inn last night.
by LSDD July 30, 2011
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