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Church of the Holy Comforter

An excellent answer when nosey people ask you about your Church affiliation.
"Hey, Joey. We're having a revival Sunday morning. You wanna come?"
"No thanks. I'm planning to attend the Church of the Holy Comforter"
"Where's that?"
"In my bedroom. The alarm clock goes off at 10:00, I turn it off, and pull the comforter over my head."
"Smartass!"
by Dave the Druggist May 2, 2010
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comforter whore

A person who frequently and unnecessarily purchases a new comforter even though the one they have is perfectly fine.
CW: "hey look at my new comforter! it's so soft and pretty"
Friend: "that's the third comforter you've bought this month you comforter whore!"
by tsizzley December 29, 2010
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slut comforter

1. a guy who wifey's up sluts
2. a guy who dates complete whores
3. a guy who sets not standard on who he dates
that nigga is such a slut comforter.. he's always messing with skeezas!
by kita x3 December 30, 2008
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Comfortee

The person trying to comfort someone that someone being the comforted
Person 1: Jeez. This work is stressful
Person 2: Hey person 1 you ok?
Person 1: Not really, there's a lot of unfinished work that I have to get done by tomorrow

Person 2: There there, you have a bunch of time before the deadline, just try to clear your head. I'll be your comfortee of sorts
Person 1: Thank you, Person 2 :)
by GeoLazer April 23, 2023
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widows comforter

What they called the dildo when it was first invented.
at home, her widows comforter awaits her.
by Kkrrp January 15, 2012
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comfortest

when you feel most comfortable around someone
when vince and annabelle hang out theyre at the most comfortest
by vza-as March 23, 2009
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Clit Comforter

A clit comforter is a slang term used in the Bay Area of California. It is the opposite of the term dick defender. Typically used for men who is in a relationship with a useless woman.

The man in this case becomes the provider and caretaker of the woman who has no respect or care for him or anyone else.

Just like a dick defender, the man keeps to woman around because she offers him affection or sex. The woman will use him for money, security, or for an excuse to experience the "housewife/stay at home wife" impression. She will abuse the man or manipulate him for her own purposes.

The man is desperate to remove the woman, so he will defend her in order to keep the relationship they have together. Another term for this is a clit keeper. Same as a dick defender or penis protector.
Son: Dad met this girl online and now she's moving in. She won't help around the house and shes eating all our food!

Daughter: I don't like her at all, she took my makeup without asking and she says dad will buy me new makeup. And he won't even listen to me!

Son: Dad is in denial, he won't see that she's just not a good woman for him.

Daughter: Dad is being a clit comforter.
by CalifornianJunk November 29, 2022
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