Nerdist Colony

Noun; A place where people of a geekier nature can be themselves without the fear of ridicule; an area where cosplay is accepted as being normal and out of costume people are rejected and despised. Normally a comic book store or a gaming shop.

Craig: Um... dude, why are you dressed as Spock?

Geoff: Oh. I'm heading over to the nerdist colony to flash my sonic screwdriver at some orion slave girls. Wanna come?

Craig: ...Sure, why the force not? *grabs Batman costume*

by Super Ultra Sexy Spockfish July 18, 2011

penile colony

A place where straight male prisoners who have committed particularly heinous crimes are sent -- typical penile colonies are on distant islands and are primarily inhabited by F47707s who have also committed particularly heinous crimes.

The straight male prisoner of such a colony is subsequently subjected to repeated unwelcome cornholing by the gay inmates.

Hey, didjya hear that Bernie in New Seattle hosed down all of those schoolchildren and got sentenced to life in a penile colony?

by Telephony June 29, 2013

coloptimize

To utilize fully a person or thing's attention, time, or resources for a (typically) frivolous purpose.

Tony, hoping to leave work early, instead became coloptimized after his boss asked him to run errands for her.

by Mikhail Byrr March 4, 2014

South River Colony (SRC)

A wealthy golf course neighborhood in Edgewater, Maryland where any trasher will get the cops called on them in .2 seconds (poor people aren’t excepted here), every kids first car is a bimmer, all often hated by everyone at South River High School for being spoiled. Expect to see lambos on a normal occasion. The neighborhood kids link up like a cult at the courts every night where they get high as a kite or shit faced drunk. but are seen as angels by their parents. The neighborhood drug dealer is a 15 year old girl. “Hey mom i’m going golfing” actually means, i’mma go get shit faced on the course. Dads also get away from there wives to do cocaine on the course or roll a fat ass blunt. SRC is a paradise where everyone likes to get fucked up while keeping it classy at the same time.

“Wow that’s a nice car.” “Yeah, he’s a South River Colony (SRC) kid.”

by Tyler Sadka August 22, 2018

coloptimize

Coloptimize means completely making someone useless by making them do something else.

"Bob, can you get me a soda?"
"Sorry Jim, I'm coloptimized right now."

by Heyzeus Crizto February 22, 2014

The Colony

"THE COLONY" not Colony. Small city near Dallas that has been mistaken many many times as an omish city. Businesses dont last long, the busiest places are the liquor stores and if you went to school at TC High School you are most likely on drugs.

" Where do you live? "
" The Colony. "
" Colony? "
" No, The Colony "
" oh, are you Omish? "

by frachel August 10, 2008

Colony

A country which is run by the government of another country. Officials and many inhabitants often come from the "mother country".

The mother country is the country that governs the colony.

by Jafje May 25, 2007